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  1. exit interview scheduled for monday. should i wear the "i'm outtie" bellybutton T shirt or the christmas tree hat? both? excellent. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. RT @LukeStillman: Star Wars Chop Sabers http://bit.ly/5cAVcI May the main course be with you! about 13 hours ago from web
  3. RT @kiahpierson: @jilly_vanilli what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef BA-ZIIIING!! about 24 hours ago from API
  4. nobody sent me anything funny, but i did get a picture of a cute baby. cute babies aren't funny! you need ugly babies for that. about 24 hours ago from web
  5. i need help getting back to my regular programming. funniest thing you've seen today? rich nigerians who love to give bone marrow? hit me up 7:44 AM Dec 9th from web
  6. my friend seun is a funny, big-hearted, adventurous guy in the fight for his life. please help: donate cells or $: http://bit.ly/adebiyi 7:14 AM Dec 9th from web
  7. RT @FakeAPStylebook Italicize words to give your story that gangsta lean. 6:23 AM Dec 9th from web
  8. Broke most of my own rules today. Better head to bed before I end up pro-life or pro-Crocs. 8:06 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  9. so far google wave is almost not balls. 5:10 PM Dec 8th from web
  10. Using google wave kind of feels like being in a huge mall by yourself. Guys? GUYS? At least there appear to be no zombies here, either. 1:22 PM Dec 8th from web
  11. nice lunch and good service from Brick City Coffee House, but man, it was about 95 degrees in there. had to leave, panting. 10:25 AM Dec 8th from web
  12. RT @Gothamist: City Warned of Rabid Raccoons in Central Park http://bit.ly/5U97hF 9:53 AM Dec 8th from API
  13. @LaurenWandering i'm honored just to be nominated... :) 7:58 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to LaurenWandering
  14. @LaurenWandering yes please! 7:52 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to LaurenWandering
  15. RT @MotherNatureNet: Egads - 16 cargo ships emit more SO2 pollution than all the world’s cars put together http://tinyurl.com/ygbcf83 7:38 AM Dec 8th from web
  16. @LucyKateHopkins way to go rock star. 7:21 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to LucyKateHopkins
  17. i really strive not to feel competitive with other practitioners of yoga, but pilates is yoga's bitchy step-sister, right? 7:19 PM Dec 7th from web
  18. same for: bleachy cleaners and lysol sprayed wildly for dramatic effect, "perfume" that sterilizes all passing wildlife. halp...me... 12:19 PM Dec 7th from web
  19. despite the churchiness of my office, they've adopted a policy of chemical darwinism-can't handle the floral air freshener? too bad for you. 12:17 PM Dec 7th from web
  20. some smokers feel the pang of addiction when they smell smoke, but damn, someone opening a soda can should NOT give me the diet coke shakes. 10:47 AM Dec 7th from web