jillprovost
- Why? Why is everything so much harder when you're sick?6:06 AM May 8th from Twitterrific
- Reporting for jury duty at the civil court is so demeaning. What, I'm not good enough for criminal cases?5:47 AM Feb 24th from Twitterrific
- AZ desert = old people + cacti that look like old people.3:40 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
- @McShowoff is doing 100mph in the AZ desert so he can't hit me right now.3:39 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
- @McShowoff is complaining that I just made him sound gay.3:29 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
- @McShowoff is jumbo-jumboing with Lionel Richie.3:19 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
- Does eating Triscuit tuna melts for breakfast make me white trash or just disgusting? Either way, I am in heaven.7:00 AM Jan 3rd from Twitterrific
- Get it out of my head: http://tinyurl.com/7f7rbt7:51 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
- Just realized my shrink is following me on Twitter. Does that make me funny-crazy or just someone to keep tabs on at all times?7:27 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
- So glad I just poured a pot of boiling water onto my thigh. Also, glad shorts season is almost over. Don't think blisters are in.11:15 AM Sep 5th, 2008 from web
- @awryone The New York Times will one day report that Nader is and always has been a raging closet Republican.6:32 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from txt in reply to awryone
- @mcshowoff There's nothing better than defiling your own digits.4:18 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
- @mcshowoff I thought the question in Chicago was where can't you get crack?6:22 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
- I just told my editor I would go to a female ejaculation workshop if she wanted me to. I'm pretty sure that constitutes whoring myself out.10:28 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
- Luckily, she said she couldn't assign it to someone she actually knows.10:28 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
- @mcshowoff Thank god you've plenty to spare.7:16 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
- Double vision and heart palpitations almost take the fun out of coffee.6:23 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
- @mcshowoff Man forced to live in airport. Sounds like the plot of a bad movie. Oh, wait. It is.6:00 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
- Is this the gene pool I might be dipping in to if I have kids? Note to self: double up on condoms.5:31 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
- It's shocking, just SHOCKING, that it didn't pan out. Luckily, sister has a plan C: ask parents for money.5:29 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
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- Name jillprovost
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://jillprovos...
- Bio Please pass the meds. Gummi Bears or Prozac will do.
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