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  1. Why? Why is everything so much harder when you're sick? 6:06 AM May 8th from Twitterrific
  2. Reporting for jury duty at the civil court is so demeaning. What, I'm not good enough for criminal cases? 5:47 AM Feb 24th from Twitterrific
  3. AZ desert = old people + cacti that look like old people. 3:40 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
  4. @McShowoff is doing 100mph in the AZ desert so he can't hit me right now. 3:39 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
  5. @McShowoff is complaining that I just made him sound gay. 3:29 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
  6. @McShowoff is jumbo-jumboing with Lionel Richie. 3:19 PM Feb 10th from Twitterrific
  7. Does eating Triscuit tuna melts for breakfast make me white trash or just disgusting? Either way, I am in heaven. 7:00 AM Jan 3rd from Twitterrific
  8. Get it out of my head: http://tinyurl.com/7f7rbt 7:51 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
  9. Just realized my shrink is following me on Twitter. Does that make me funny-crazy or just someone to keep tabs on at all times? 7:27 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
  10. So glad I just poured a pot of boiling water onto my thigh. Also, glad shorts season is almost over. Don't think blisters are in. 11:15 AM Sep 5th, 2008 from web
  11. @awryone The New York Times will one day report that Nader is and always has been a raging closet Republican. 6:32 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from txt in reply to awryone
  12. @mcshowoff There's nothing better than defiling your own digits. 4:18 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
  13. @mcshowoff I thought the question in Chicago was where can't you get crack? 6:22 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
  14. I just told my editor I would go to a female ejaculation workshop if she wanted me to. I'm pretty sure that constitutes whoring myself out. 10:28 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
  15. Luckily, she said she couldn't assign it to someone she actually knows. 10:28 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
  16. @mcshowoff Thank god you've plenty to spare. 7:16 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
  17. Double vision and heart palpitations almost take the fun out of coffee. 6:23 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
  18. @mcshowoff Man forced to live in airport. Sounds like the plot of a bad movie. Oh, wait. It is. 6:00 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt in reply to McShowoff
  19. Is this the gene pool I might be dipping in to if I have kids? Note to self: double up on condoms. 5:31 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
  20. It's shocking, just SHOCKING, that it didn't pan out. Luckily, sister has a plan C: ask parents for money. 5:29 AM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
  • Name jillprovost
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://jillprovos...
  • Bio Please pass the meds. Gummi Bears or Prozac will do.
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