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  1. This is freakin' hilarious. David Thorne is my new favorite blogger. I almost peed my (fancy) pants: (via @edmaguire): http://bit.ly/6yDXfi
  2. A good #quote (notwithstanding their stock price): "The customer experience is the next competitive battleground." -Michael Dell #CEM
  3. My latest blog post is out and--surprise!--it's about #datagovernance. Are you ready? No, seriously. Are you? http://ow.ly/FBOt
  4. @mcristia Back atcha, Michael! Hope you're taking the weekend off and having some fun with the fam! Enjoy!
  5. @SethGrimes I saw that too. I sent it to @tamaradull and asked her whether it was a small e-book or a disjointed Powerpoint.
  6. @sheezaredhead The competition using our stuff? Knock me over with a feather, that has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE! Never! Thank them for me!!!
  7. @sheezaredhead What? The competition using our stuff? HUH? That
  8. Watching The Biggest Loser and eating pumpkin pie. (Don't judge me.)
  9. @JeromePineau Do you like me *because* I'm a lizard, or ?? Wait. Don't answer that. (But any friend of @NeilRaden's is a friend o' mine!)
  10. @merv @curtmonash Thanks, Merv. I just spewed hot tea onto the keyboard of my laptop. Could you warn me before you're hilarious?
  11. @CurtMonash Wait a cotton-pickin minute! I invented the term BI. I'm the UberDoyenne God-Mistress of BI. Please RT this to everyone u know.
  12. @rbkarel The reward for all that fabulous & trenchant MDM research is...metadata? Who'd you piss off? (DAMA members: Please, no hate mail!)
  13. Who knew? Water drops bounce! http://bit.ly/7nQtFj This explains why even when he puts the seat up... Oh, nevermind.
  14. When I lived in the UK my important work was done at the pub. Hey @Starbucks: free WiFi's great, but consider serving Guinness. (On draft).
  15. RT @RobPaller: Dear Microsoft, Please remove Reply to All in Outlook 2010.
  16. Absolutely digging @btemkin's Customer Experience Management blog post "Costco, Newark, and NC on #Leadership": http://bit.ly/7SU2oA #CRM
  17. It's going to be 75 degrees, sunny and clear today in L.A. We may be mindless and superficial, but we have AWESOME weather!
  18. It's for our @InitiateSystems webcast on December 3 on #datagovernance. @wmmarty's slides are awesome!: http://bit.ly/45n5Mo
  19. Looking at @wmmarty's slides for next week
  20. RT @BaselineConsult: Mary Anne Hopper discusses BI requirements in "Every Story Has a Beginning, a Middle, and an End" http://ow.ly/E3Ti