jigsawjones
...I do believe there are camels in my eyelids. And I don't mean the cigarettes.
| jigsawjones ...successfully fed meat to friends and strangers and subjected all to mondo video and British comedy. Plus, almost blew everybody up. Win. |
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| jigsawjones @chrislamb Dammit, Lamb, you beat me to it. |
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| jigsawjones ...it is soon time to form processed flesh into discs, the better for applying fire to. |
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| jigsawjones @chrislamb I think this is where the internet tells you to go screw. It's all based in jealousy, though, so you shouldn't take it to heart. |
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| jigsawjones @chrislamb Do. Especially now that you might have a free sec, since work can't ask you to do sixteen hours of work a day while you're gone. |
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| jigsawjones ...I got a little carried away with the sangria. |
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| jigsawjones @chrislamb I am not tweeting about the other thing, because I'm guessing it is none of the internet's business. |
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| jigsawjones @chrislamb So really, you're just going to see Waits, then -might as well- see your family since you're down there. |
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| jigsawjones @chrislamb Oh, dear friend. Spending the 4th with the family, I take it? |
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| jigsawjones @jaquith How did you know I'm not wearing a belt? Seriously? GET YOUR SPY CAMS OUTTA MY PANTS. |
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| jigsawjones Posted 'Jigsaw ep.306 - da Fourth.' to blip.tv: http://blip.tv/file/1045739 |
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| jigsawjones ...the pressure of my 100th tweet is too much to bear. Therefore, I throw the fight. |
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| jigsawjones ...incoherency and width, eyes akimbo |
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| jigsawjones ...today I'm actively fatting. There's just no way around this. |
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| jigsawjones ...you'd never know it, but I'm actually made of warm concrete with a chin attached. |
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| jigsawjones ...back from the 'ham. @blinkingline ever the awesome host. Time to collapse with videogames and smartwater. |
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| jigsawjones It's 95 degrees in Durham. But not in the bar. There, it is beer temperature. |
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| jigsawjones NOBODY TOLD ME ROCK BAND CAME OUT FOR WII. This is some alternate crazy universe. My life is over. Or would be, if I could afford it. |
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| jigsawjones Posted 'Jigsaw ep.305 - Head.' to blip.tv: http://blip.tv/file/1025751 |
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