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  1. …the chicken was, apparently, vaporware. Just one more lie on the internet.
  2. …Later today, I really must try to track down the rogue chicken.
  3. …I do believe it is BISCUIT TIME II: THE BUTTERING.
  4. …off to work for a couple hours. After that, pork butt and juleps. Summer don't totally suck.
  5. …is it biscuit time? I do believe it's biscuit time.
  6. @puppetdisaster it was a really quick trip. The next one will likely be longer.
  7. …ciggies still tempting, yet they could end my desired career. Must resist with alcohol.
  8. …you all appear to be having a weirdly productive day. I dub thee Motivation Vampires, and blame you for my inability to stand up.
  9. …I blame the rotational rate of the earth. Stupid spinning planet.
  10. …when I wake up and discover this was all a dream, I wonder what object will carry over to prompt the "Or was it?" moment.
  11. …Home. Safe. Exhausted. I think the massive pile of work will have to wait until I can keep my eyes focused.
  12. …well, New York, I loves ya, but I gotta leave for now. The rains will now recommence.
  13. …New York: do you have a low-key adventure for my last few hours?
  14. …Dear couple sitting on a bench in Washington Square Park reading silently by the light of a streetlamp: you are adorable. Carry on.
  15. …meetings done, productivity is high, plans for evening dismantled, for the moment I am merely a pedestrian in New York. Life doesn't suck.
  16. …meetings are way better in the park.
  17. …thank you for the lovely drink-up, my darlings. To those who didn't make it, fear not, the future is filled with drunken promise.
  18. @embereye bah! But understood. Next time.
  19. …finally at Otto's. Hopefully not too many of you got lost along the way.
  20. @warrenellis we'll raise a glass in your general direction. As soon as I get out of horrid traffic.