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  1. @lonelysandwich A week early?! You lucky bastard.
  2. Gene Simmons' casket isn't nearly as awesome as Michael Jackson's: http://tinyurl.com/pjodns
  3. No joke: Brian Williams just said on NBC that Michael Jackson "touched so many people in different ways."
  4. @forlornfunnies Did you see this yet? http://tinyurl.com/kk4edq
  5. Who knew my favorite side dish from yesterday's barbecue would turn into my main course tonight?
  6. Just ate Puerto Rican chicken from the genorator-powered shack parked across the street. Bad idea jeans?
  7. What's the process to crown a new King of Pop? Do we have to have a conclave or something?
  8. @toddleebell Maybe not: http://tinyurl.com/ng7y9e
  9. I've decided to begin a new life spinning records at local clubs as "DJ DJ Tanner."
  10. RT: @camera_obscura_: The Philly Cheese Steak. Confirms my theory that most take-out food in the States weighs about the same as a baby.
  11. One free Slider from White Castle? http://tinyurl.com/l7wpjz That's like giving a hippie one bar of soap. It's just not enough.
  12. Steve Jobs' new liver is faster and has a longer battery life than the previous one. Sadly, it still can't MMS.
  13. We're taking back "The Tonight Show" tonight.
  14. Just saw the movie "Twister." Boy, did that blow.
  15. Here's Cynthia playing golf, just before she yelled "Fuck!" and scared all the locals. http://twitpic.com/64z5x
  16. @awryone You and me both. Hopefully, separately.
  17. Cynthia says I don't "trust" her because I don't want to eat the expired mayo she brought on vacation. Terrorist plot, I say.
  18. The only thing I don't understand more than why I bought this shirt is why I continue to wear it.
  19. @passrby Weekend at Bernie's? Predator?
  20. @jbwilliams You would.