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  1. The postman just rang my buzzer, handed me a box, shook my hand and said, "Thank you, baby." It's probably a bomb, right?
  2. Only I can set off the smoke alarm making eggs and toast. And it was still a surprise for Cynthia, just not like I intended...
  3. Why newspapers are lame: Mine wouldn't let me describe a local bakery as "giving my mouth a flavor-boner."
  4. Paul Hornschemeier and Jay Ryan show tonight at Hungry Brain in Chicago: http://tinyurl.com/ycgchtr
  5. A co-worker of mine wants to create an "anti-defecation league," but personally I think he's full of shit.
  6. Well, I was wrong. Charlie Weis outlived his time as Notre Dame's football coach. Silly me. I thought "morbidly obese" MEANT something.
  7. Listening to the Stooges' "Fun House" at work doesn't make work any more fun. It actually makes me wish I was at my house. On heroin.
  8. At Ikea. Wondering if Swedish meatballs are as good as the Bill Murray kind...
  9. I covered the Pixies' "Tame," from Doolittle. Nearly pulled it off, too! http://tinyurl.com/yeq4gey
  10. The dog is curiously not interested in my Chinese food. Huh. I guess she's not a cannibal after all.
  11. The Blackhawks are down 3-0 halfway thru the 1st period? I'm gonna go take a dump, cuz that's what the Hawks are doing. #blackhawks
  12. @darfbag Go Hawks!
  13. Back in Ottumwa in 1995, Jake Allee and I made a tape called Mooncalf. Here's one of the songs from it: http://tr.im/AUNO
  14. Examine how a song evolves from demo, to rock, to electro to acoustic. "Pay the Price" is on the blog: http://tinyurl.com/yexbmzu
  15. @daveilers A treasure trove?! Are you sure you can part with it?
  16. Cynthia just learned a good, cold lesson: Don't take a shower after starting a load of laundry.
  17. Guy left crazy voice mail. Two years later I turned it into a crazy song. New blog post: http://tr.im/AatJ
  18. Just so you know, some people have told me that my gaydar is "fabulous."
  19. I still can't believe Brad won't let me use his last name in my post about the song "Brad Got AIDS." http://tinyurl.com/yexbmzu
  20. New band name idea: The Disorderly Conductors