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  1. @lonelysandwich A week early?! You lucky bastard.1:03 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to lonelysandwich
  2. Gene Simmons' casket isn't nearly as awesome as Michael Jackson's: http://tinyurl.com/pjodns12:54 PM Jul 7th from web
  3. No joke: Brian Williams just said on NBC that Michael Jackson "touched so many people in different ways."12:45 PM Jul 7th from web
  4. @forlornfunnies Did you see this yet? http://tinyurl.com/kk4edq9:22 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to forlornfunnies
  5. Who knew my favorite side dish from yesterday's barbecue would turn into my main course tonight?8:12 PM Jul 5th from TwitterFon
  6. Just ate Puerto Rican chicken from the genorator-powered shack parked across the street. Bad idea jeans?11:39 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
  7. What's the process to crown a new King of Pop? Do we have to have a conclave or something?3:19 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFox
  8. @toddleebell Maybe not: http://tinyurl.com/ng7y9e3:18 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFox in reply to toddleebell
  9. I've decided to begin a new life spinning records at local clubs as "DJ DJ Tanner."1:05 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFox
  10. RT: @camera_obscura_: The Philly Cheese Steak. Confirms my theory that most take-out food in the States weighs about the same as a baby.3:39 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
  11. One free Slider from White Castle? http://tinyurl.com/l7wpjz That's like giving a hippie one bar of soap. It's just not enough.10:54 AM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
  12. Steve Jobs' new liver is faster and has a longer battery life than the previous one. Sadly, it still can't MMS.9:26 PM Jun 19th from TwitterFon
  13. We're taking back "The Tonight Show" tonight.10:47 AM Jun 1st from web
  14. Just saw the movie "Twister." Boy, did that blow.8:58 PM May 31st from web
  15. Here's Cynthia playing golf, just before she yelled "Fuck!" and scared all the locals. http://twitpic.com/64z5x1:45 PM May 28th from TwitterFon
  16. @awryone You and me both. Hopefully, separately.5:05 PM May 27th from TwitterFon in reply to awryone
  17. Cynthia says I don't "trust" her because I don't want to eat the expired mayo she brought on vacation. Terrorist plot, I say.1:58 PM May 27th from TwitterFon
  18. The only thing I don't understand more than why I bought this shirt is why I continue to wear it.12:39 PM May 27th from TwitterFon
  19. @passrby Weekend at Bernie's? Predator?8:35 PM May 26th from TwitterFon in reply to passrby
  20. @jbwilliams You would.8:34 PM May 26th from TwitterFon in reply to jbwilliams
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