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  1. Gator fans are urged to wear eyepaint for Tebow's last game. No word on whether they're being asked to throw like a left-handed girl, too.
  2. If you're going to Sarah Palin's signing today you'll need a copy of her book and the receipt, so don't throw away the book.
  3. Santa came early this year http://post.ly/D4fb
  4. Is it a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
  5. Sarah Jessica Parker walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
  6. Looks like Kiffin found a new way to run the pistol formation.
  7. 3 Tennessee freshman football players arrested for armed robbery. @LaneKiffinUT is racking up the street cred.
  8. I'm having trouble keeping up with the Kardashians.
  9. Alabama's Anheuser-Busch wholesalers are reporting record profits tonight with the influx of LSU fans.
  10. @redbeardedgiant I think we're going with Jason Jason Hoomes.
  11. It's much more difficult to come up with a name for our son than it was for the dog.
  12. I bet he won't do that again http://bit.ly/3ObIri (via @slicKGilchrist)
  13. The thing I like best about baseball is that it's over.
  14. @StephenWolfe I thought so at first but they're orange and meaner looking.
  15. They're all over my window & I need to know if I should be more worried about the bugs or how dirty my window is.
  16. Anyone know what kind of bug this is? http://twitpic.com/o9rut
  17. It's a boy!!! http://twitpic.com/o6ss5
  18. @AcuZod Yep, those are the ones that reeaallly don't want to say it.
  19. My favorite trick or treaters are teenagers, and I make each of them say "trick or treat" before I give them candy.
  20. Thanks, @rainnwilson! I was hoping for the Schrute response, "It is your birthday." I'll take what I can get, though.