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jhmirage

@GeorgeReese Sleep-tweeting? The surest sign of addiction. 6:06 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to GeorgeReese
gsp1984 These two pictures will be viewed/judged identically by our children and their children. twitter.com/gsp1984/status… 10:25 AM May 8th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by jhmirage and 4984 others
That's right, bigots within North Carolina... Cling to the dark ages as long as you possibly can! 6:35 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
@randybias #rubbingitin twitter.com/jhmirage/statu… 7:11 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to randybias
@randybias Played it a year or so ago with my sons. Everyone liked it, but they got tired of me making all the sounds with the tower. :-) 7:09 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to randybias
@randybias I still have my copy, and the tower even still works! Lost the box years ago, though. 11:19 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to randybias
GeorgeReese If you want to work for enStratus and you want the Edinburgh quality of life, visit enStratus.co.uk 5:03 PM Apr 11th via Tweetbot for iOS from Chicago, IL Retweeted by jhmirage and 6 others
lusis Dear cloud providers. The first one of you that implements a push service wins. Until then, API pounding is a fact of life. 7:27 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck Retweeted by jhmirage and 1 other
@annebilek Scratch. scratch.mit.edu Easily the best intro. 8:48 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for Mac in reply to annebilek
@GeorgeReese I relayed that sentence... It also puzzled my 9-yr-old. "I don't understand. That's totally possible!" 4:36 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeorgeReese
@lusis Right. Stupider than usual, I mean. 8:18 AM Mar 2nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to lusis
@lusis I prefer to think of it as the "dependency of infinite variability" Like a bag of holding, but for JARs. 3:38 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lusis
BillCorbett Just saw that someone's profile said "aspiring blogger" and sadness covered me like a shroud. 7:12 AM Feb 23rd via web Retweeted by jhmirage and 103 others
ZOMGreg We can install #enstratus in the time it takes to finish a cup of coffee and have you scaling your cloud before Jimmy Johns delivers lunch. 12:49 PM Feb 9th via web Retweeted by jhmirage and 8 others
@WestJonWest Hey- we were just talking about that today! youtu.be/E7kor5nHtZQ Like so? 4:40 PM Jan 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to WestJonWest
@WestJonWest Cool. Added you. 5:44 PM Jan 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestJonWest
@WestJonWest Yep. 4:41 PM Jan 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestJonWest
DEVOPS_BORAT Was very busy with Amazon Elastic Rolling Reboot. 9:42 AM Dec 21st, 2011 via web Retweeted by jhmirage and 34 others
Having a lovely birthday dinner with my family. 5:57 PM Dec 19th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Ready for work day, shift 2. Overwhelmed by how much left to do. Maybe I'll try out a 3-shift workday and skip sleep. #impendingcollapse 7:16 PM Nov 30th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac