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jhersh

  1. Working on a classical/dubstep mashup! Goes like ♫♩♪♫♬ BWAAAAA ZBZBZBZZZBB KZZZZZT BRRRWAAAAA ♫♪♬♫♬
  2. My GIF to you: a red rose, RAW, uncut, PICT it myself. PNG me EXIF you don't get it.
  3. On the outer edge of the universe, gazing at the untold myriad of stars comprising Existence, all I can think about is I should tweet a pic
  4. [EXCLUSIVE] 5 Simple SEO Tips to Improve Conversion Rates by up to 3.5 holo-Tupacs
  5. So hungry, I could eat 2.7 holo-Tupac's worth of shawarma
  6. Utopia Planitia ✈ Zeta Alpha II ✈ Wolf 359 ✈ Earth orbit #frequentwarper #locutus #hashtag
  7. This summer, on the Real Housewives of Napa Valley, a teenager's house party gets busted by his parents! #vintneriscoming
  8. Leonardo and the other Ninja Turtles pause yet again, exasperated, waiting for their sensei to catch up. #splinteriscoming
  9. WAR IN WESTEROS IS OVER (If You Want It) ~ imagine peace between bastards, boobs, and Baratheons ~
  10. @andymahood__c @dhoechst People seem to either love it or hate it. Is there fun to be had in business software? Impl: github.com/ForceDotComLab…
  11. (from Heart's classic 1976 album, Dreamboat Annie's Latex Fingers)
  12. ♫ Inside your waistband / Scanning wand in hand! / Looks, looks, looks for contraband / He's a TSA maaaaaaAAAAAN! ♪
  13. People with untied shoelaces be trippin', yo.
  14. "Can I hang out with you guys? Guys?" — plutoid problems
  15. "Quit whining. You see what I have to deal with? Out, damn'd spot! Out I say!" — fifth-world problems
  16. "Okay, we are WAY too close to the Sun here and how long have we been waiting for an atmosphere?" — first-world problems
  17. Just spit-ballin' here, but saliva pulp spittle dribble drool slobber?
  18. Elderly women behind me in line seriously talking about Dungeons & Dragons. #sf #boner #buttsecks
  19. Bizarro Astley's To-do List: ☑ Give you up ☑ Let you down ☑ Run around and desert you ☑ Make you cry ☑ Say goodbye ☑ Tell a lie and hurt you
  20. Give yourself a raise, promotion, or new apartment with this handy code: ← → ← → ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓ B A