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  1. Been working at @ForizsandDogali two weeks now. You could eat off those floors. (Signed on a sweet place today, too! Island kitchen = Win.)
  2. Me: What can I do to help? Her: Just stay out of my way. Yeah, do that. No offense, just stay out of my way. #HappyThanksgiving
  3. RT @fmanjoo "Pfizer closes its office in New London, CT -- the basis of the Kelo decision. No so eminent." http://bit.ly/3rmokm
  4. RT @TDOnline: "D'Alemberte seeks mental health care over prison in case" http://bit.ly/1TacMf
  5. Amazing how "tying up a few loose ends" becomes "will this ever end?" Is there an emoticon for this: http://bit.ly/3lXy5z ?
  6. @emilyseawell Thanks for listing me!
  7. Er, that should be "mesmerized." Should have spell-checked my spell check.
  8. Epic win! I put on Chopin's "Nocturne in G minor" and my daughter is strangely memorized. "It's pretty!" Let's try some Beethoven . . .
  9. Mind boggling: "Supreme Court justice insists he see high school newspaper story before publication" http://viigo.im/1s6y
  10. Knocking over giant, painted dominoes to commemorate the fall of the Berlin Wall. http://bit.ly/3lA8zO Brilliant.
  11. I made the mistake of mentioning Santa Claus and Christmas to my three year old. Now all she wants for dinner is "presents."
  12. "Tea Party makes itself official in Florida" http://bit.ly/38NyIr Reminds me of UF, where the Keg Party runs for Student Gov't.
  13. Perhaps it wouldn't be sporting to taunt Vandy. After all, they could lose to UF every bit as well as Harvard could. #GoGators
  14. @pnkrkgrl Happy Housewarming!
  15. Why prohibit women in combat roles? Saletan: "If women can defend Fort Hood, they can defend America." http://viigo.im/1poG
  16. (Later...) Me: If that's a sloth, then what's it doing hanging from a tree? Wife: That's. What. Sloths. Do. Idiot.
  17. Me: What's that? Kid: A sloth. Me: No, I think that's a monkey. Ooh ooh ah ah. Kid: No, it's a sloth. Eeek. Wife: It's a sloth.
  18. RT @CopyrightLaw: “Introducing the ‘psycho-acoustic simulation’ defense to copyright infringement” http://tinyurl.com/yh2ersr
  19. Choate? “There is no such adjective," Justice Scalia scolds. http://bit.ly/3jeI8d - But Webster disagrees: http://bit.ly/2qhsgE
  20. Me: "That's not nice. What would Ms. ÄteacherÑ say if you shushed her at school?" Three year old: "No, I only shush the Daddy."