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  1. On average, Hawaiian residents outlive those of all other U.S. states. #UselessInfo
  2. My dogs say: "Okay Mom this white stuff was fun the first couple hours, but can you make it go away now? My paws are cold. This sucks."
  3. @dhawk618 cardiac arrest
  4. Cats can keep purring whether inhaling or exhaling. #UselessInfo
  5. Sad...RT @BreakingNews: TMZ reports that film star Brittany Murphy has died at 32 - http://bit.ly/5kUKZs
  6. i hate hospitals.
  7. If you're average, a rope woven from your hair could support the weight of 400 people. #UselessInfo
  8. @briancrumley You do have a valid point!
  9. The snow is deeper than my 5 year old Labrador Retriever is tall!! #mdsnow
  10. Sharks can't swim backwards. #UselessInfo
  11. Just got my ADDYs call for submission from @AAFBaltimore! Will you submit?
  12. This is just sad....and we wonder what is wrong with society....http://bit.ly/639EkQ
  13. pistachios are like crack.
  14. @jocelyn_kaye Look who is bah-humbugging now! lol
  15. I think it is really thoughtful of the snow to wait until the weekend. It really makes it that much more enjoyable!
  16. The president and vice president of the U.S. are not allowed to travel together. #UselessInfo
  17. Confidence is worth more than gold. Happiness is worth even more.
  18. Welcome Kansas & TCU to the Opolis line up! RT @OpolisClothing: Join us in welcoming Kansas and TCU to the website. http://bit.ly/5ckhSG
  19. We Can See Right Through You http://bit.ly/7X5SwB (via @adsattca)
  20. Chinese brides traditionally wear a red wedding dress. #UselessInfo