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  1. I just had a meltdown in the middle of the store & my son had no idea what to do. The tables have turned, sucka! 6:54 PM Nov 27th from TwitterRide
  2. The road ahead is paved with good food. Happy Thanksgiving you twitfools. 9:43 AM Nov 26th from TwitterRide
  3. It turns out most dogs don't care for whoopie cushions. 8:51 PM Nov 25th from TwitterRide
  4. Tis the season to take up more than one parking space, apparently. 10:45 AM Nov 21st from TwitterRide
  5. Facebook is a great way to reconnect with all those people you met at a party that one time. 7:16 AM Nov 21st from TwitterRide
  6. Twitterbelle faves: @mdigcat @abigvictory @ChiNurse @mikemorrow @IsJonas @OverlandParker @MsNovember @paul_e_wog http://bit.ly/eahwl 8:59 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. Oh, haha, Where's Waldo? Haha, I get it, cause I'm wearing a striped shirt, right? Haha! Shut the fuck up. 7:49 AM Nov 20th from TwitterRide
  8. A werewolf, a vampire and a horrible actress walk into a bar... 4:27 PM Nov 19th from TwitterRide
  9. Yes, Bristol, we know you tapped that. Uh-huh. Yep. We know that you have the illegitimate child to prove it. 7:08 AM Nov 19th from TwitterRide
  10. I AM @MEETING YOUR MOM LATER. 1:54 PM Nov 18th from TwitterRide
  11. The carbon footprint is large with that one. 1:52 PM Nov 18th from TwitterRide
  12. Yo Rain, Imma let you finish but Sunshine had the one of the best weathers of all time! 8:40 AM Nov 18th from TwitterRide
  13. Coming across the phrase "fecal coliform" while reading is a sure fire way to throw up the bagel you were eating. 6:27 AM Nov 18th from TwitterRide
  14. @mdigcat thanks. I've been looking for a sign. 7:12 PM Nov 17th from TwitterRide in reply to mdigcat
  15. Today could use a little more "sleeping on the couch" and a little less "sitting at my desk". 1:00 PM Nov 17th from TwitterRide
  16. My ankles are telling me it is cold enough for socks. Maybe tomorrow, ankles, if you're lucky. 12:42 PM Nov 16th from TwitterRide
  17. Current status: Seasonal Affective. 9:19 AM Nov 16th from TwitterRide
  18. @mdigcat FINE! Wait....what? 8:02 PM Nov 15th from TwitterRide in reply to mdigcat
  19. @mdigcat FINE THEN, I WILL BE! 7:42 PM Nov 15th from TwitterRide in reply to mdigcat
  20. Oh Ho! You WISH I would click the link at the top right of your profile. Slut. 6:55 PM Nov 15th from TwitterRide