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  1. Paddy Chayefsky - Antonio Sabato jr. = cause London is drowning and I live by the river 1:09 AM Nov 22nd from web
  2. @wrecklessderek Go stand by. I bet you get in. 4:02 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to wrecklessderek
  3. Sunday 6pm UCB Hollywood My guests are Joel McHale, Iliza Schlesinger, and Nicole Parker 5:18 PM Nov 19th from web
  4. Pimp Jiz + Rainbows = Gina Gershon 4:07 PM Nov 10th from web
  5. @SI_PeterKing What an honor to make Monday Morning QB. Funkhauser is coming this week. 6:04 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to SI_PeterKing
  6. @AndyMilonakis It' true. My wife isn't jealous of young black actresses. Tell your mom I said Jizm. 7:19 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to AndyMilonakis
  7. jizm 12:07 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. @hopedworaczyk loves lotion 10:57 AM Oct 18th from web
  9. At the UCB theatre in Hollywood at 6pm- Jeff Garlin's combo platter w/ Natasha Leggero and Bob Saget. 10:31 AM Oct 18th from web
  10. Giblet. 11:35 AM Oct 15th from web
  11. @newbeverly A hearty thank you. 11:35 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to newbeverly
  12. Gazebo 10:57 AM Oct 13th from web
  13. @quiltish Sorry you feel that way. 10:54 AM Oct 13th from web in reply to quiltish
  14. @quiltish It wasn't a mentally challenged joke. It was a joke about the way we speak. I don't do cheap jokes. It had a point. 11:36 AM Oct 12th from web in reply to quiltish
  15. I'm on The Tonight Show Tonight. Yep Tonight. 7:35 PM Oct 9th from web
  16. The Wonderful World of Lozenges 10:26 AM Oct 8th from web
  17. @YahooNoise what is the number? 9:32 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie in reply to YahooNoise
  18. Intercourse. 5:25 PM Oct 3rd from web
  19. @YahooNoise I'm not stalking you. 5:25 PM Oct 3rd from web in reply to YahooNoise
  20. @SI_PeterKing More Funkhauser to come. 1:55 PM Sep 28th from web
  • Name Jeff Garlin
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://jeffgarlin...
  • Bio Comedian, Director, Actor (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Wall-E)
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