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  1. @SI_PeterKing What an honor to make Monday Morning QB. Funkhauser is coming this week.
  2. @AndyMilonakis It' true. My wife isn't jealous of young black actresses. Tell your mom I said Jizm.
  3. jizm
  4. @hopedworaczyk loves lotion
  5. At the UCB theatre in Hollywood at 6pm- Jeff Garlin's combo platter w/ Natasha Leggero and Bob Saget.
  6. Giblet.
  7. @newbeverly A hearty thank you.
  8. Gazebo
  9. @quiltish Sorry you feel that way.
  10. @quiltish It wasn't a mentally challenged joke. It was a joke about the way we speak. I don't do cheap jokes. It had a point.
  11. I'm on The Tonight Show Tonight. Yep Tonight.
  12. The Wonderful World of Lozenges
  13. @YahooNoise what is the number?
  14. Intercourse.
  15. @YahooNoise I'm not stalking you.
  16. @SI_PeterKing More Funkhauser to come.
  17. Tonight I'm on The Soup and my special "Young and Handsome" airs on Comedy Central. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  18. Lotion
  19. No Woman, No Cry
  20. Coming Soon!!! Pretty Girls, Sweet Singers, Nimble Dancers, Funny Comedians.