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jfriesinger

  1. It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing. #paptweets
  2. I should probably eat something other than 3 cookies today. #cookiesareananytimefood #breakupssuck
  3. I can not adequately express how bad these movies are in tweet form.
  4. Also, crocodiles and the military. Also, Hawaii doesn't look like Vancouver.
  5. Syfy, I don't think you understand how sharks and submarines work.
  6. Erkel is in a Syfy original movie? I'm down.
  7. @artofmanliness performing a Bach mass with my symphony, then going home and grilling some burgers.
  8. 90 tomorrow, really?
  9. The chiggers appear to be out in force. #takethathowyouwant
  10. People below me: turn your fucking heat off.
  11. No, seriously. Who just set off the fire alarm? Fess up so I can murder you.
  12. Lady, if you're wondering why your small child is screaming, maybe it's because it's 11 o' clock.
  13. Just because it's sunny out, that does not mean it is beach volleyball weather. I'm looking at you, South Green.
  14. Give it up Asian dude. That mustache is never going to come in.
  15. @TownOfEureka Finally getting to the second half of season 4. Spending a summer in Thailand is tough on your tv-watching schedule.
  16. Ideal job is @colinferg as Sheriff Jack Carter.
  17. Why do people eat #ham on #Easter ? Is it to piss off the Jews?
  18. Wish I could meet @colinferg, he seems like a really cool guy.
  19. So you can observe and participate while you participate and observe.
  20. Yo dawg, I heard you like anthropology so I did some fieldwork among anthropologists doing fieldwork.