jfraziertn
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Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here:
about 12 hours ago
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"Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants." - Walter Winchell
5:21 PM Oct 11th
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100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. - Wayne Gretzky So take a shot, you never know what will happen.
7:00 AM Oct 3rd
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Oprah
8:01 PM Sep 27th
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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S. Truman
5:05 PM Sep 20th
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"Where words fail, music speaks" - Hans Christian Anderson
7:17 AM Sep 19th
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It bears repeating: "Sometimes you have to wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment." - Larry The Cable Guy
7:23 PM Sep 18th
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What women want most in this world is security. How do I know that? Well, when I approach one in a bar, that's what she yells.
5:36 AM Sep 18th
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Heading to VA on Friday. Hmm...Flying into DC on 9/11. What was I thinking?? Hard to believe it has been 8 years already. Still very fresh.
11:13 PM Sep 9th
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"Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!"
6:10 PM Sep 8th
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
6:11 AM Sep 6th
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A penny saved...is a really crappy savings plan. He who laughs last...probably to stupid to get the joke.
7:24 AM Sep 5th
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
12:52 PM Sep 4th
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If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.-Homer Simpson
6:44 PM Sep 3rd
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Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. - J. K. Rowling
3:56 PM Sep 2nd
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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
8:30 AM Aug 31st
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If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves. - Maria Edgeworth
7:16 AM Aug 28th
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
9:15 PM Aug 26th
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner
4:11 PM Aug 25th
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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore
4:46 PM Aug 24th
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