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  1. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  2. "Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants." - Walter Winchell
  3. 100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. - Wayne Gretzky So take a shot, you never know what will happen.
  4. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Oprah
  5. It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S. Truman
  6. "Where words fail, music speaks" - Hans Christian Anderson
  7. It bears repeating: "Sometimes you have to wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment." - Larry The Cable Guy
  8. What women want most in this world is security. How do I know that? Well, when I approach one in a bar, that's what she yells.
  9. Heading to VA on Friday. Hmm...Flying into DC on 9/11. What was I thinking?? Hard to believe it has been 8 years already. Still very fresh.
  10. "Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!"
  11. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
  12. A penny saved...is a really crappy savings plan. He who laughs last...probably to stupid to get the joke.
  13. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
  14. If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.-Homer Simpson
  15. Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. - J. K. Rowling
  16. Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
  17. If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves. - Maria Edgeworth
  18. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
  19. A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner
  20. A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore