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jflorhaugcomedy

  1. @thisalexstein that's the nicest thing anyone has ever offered me!!! I'm going to get you a beer ( that's what you do right as a son?)
  2. Before I knew what gay was I wanted 2 dads I thought that would be awesome but I had to settle for none!
  3. Good the pro bowl still exists!!! I'm going to ask Jeeves where to get tickets #irrelevant
  4. I haven't fully been awake all week... Thank you energy drinks for helping me pretend
  5. @TheDez tell her I get paid next month... I feel I'm getting better and funnier and learning
  6. @TheDez how is your sister by the way?
  7. @KateComic man those writing sprints are helping your tweets
  8. Man Beast loves his dad instagr.am/p/LLAFvnjMeM/
  9. I'm at Hell's Kitchen (Minneapolis, MN) 4sq.com/JnWJQg
  10. I'm at Minneapolis Sculpture Garden w/ @sapwhat 4sq.com/LsbVzZ
  11. I just unlocked the “City of Lakes” Minneapolis city badge on @foursquare! Is that a dove crying? 4sq.com/LsbVzX
  12. So I didnt go to the Twins game because @SapWhat was worried I would get a sunburn....thats so much love
  13. Well I feel I used the rest area accordingly #comedyadventure instagr.am/p/LD-MRgjMVB/
  14. @spendob just telling the crowd to laugh instagr.am/p/LCLigFDMaW/
  15. Oh man I better get direct tv so I dont have to fake my own death!!! Mainly because I want my death to be real...See dad I can cut straight!
  16. @Jakeyin612 you are fat