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  1. @jezebelhortense. I was going to suggest an Obama-inspired round of our "roses and thorns" for the day, but I like your idea better. 2:23 PM Apr 23rd from web
  2. How do I put my cell on the do not call list? I don't have life insurance and this isn't the second notice about my vehicle warrenty 1:25 PM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  3. Picture it: watching last nights south park, 10 dbad links open, and I'm still in a bathrobe. Thank god there's no daughter watching me now 1:23 PM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  4. I'm getting the "slow script" message on practically every Jez post today. I've already restarted my browser. Anyone else? 11:54 AM Apr 23rd from web
  5. Finished gum ql that's randomly shakespeare-themed, so my work's done in that dept. Starting on dirt bag. Should probs read dodai's first. 11:49 AM Apr 23rd from web
  6. Trying to write about gum. I'll "screw my courage to the sticking place and I'll not fail." LOL. Happy b-day, Shakespeare. 11:10 AM Apr 23rd from web
  7. This is exactly why I feared twitter. I KNEW no one cares about what I'm eating for lunch, cat hair or no cat hair. 10:48 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  8. @jezebelanna haha thanks. Finished my sandwich. Found a cat hair in it :( just realized I got distracted and forgot to send NPR emails 10:41 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  9. Got another dbad email from anna. Haven't looked at the first, or eaten anything:( 10:19 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  10. Finally grabbed a pic of Aussie contestant. I'm going to eat something now, but I'm probably still not going to put on pants. 10:10 AM Apr 23rd from web
  11. Text of thin Aussie contestant post is saved. Now I'm just looking for a pic of her we have the rights to. 9:37 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  12. Aaarg. How to make lead less than 36 words?! 9:26 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  13. Too thin Australian model is going from a ql to a short post. Megan McCain still staring at me in freeze frame. 9:09 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  14. @jezebelsadie the view, but it's paused because my thoughts can't compete with their chattering 8:59 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon in reply to jezebelsadie
  15. Checked out regis and kellys interview with amy pohler. They literally talked about the weather. Working on a ql. 8:49 AM Apr 23rd from Echofon
  16. Finished Silence of the Legos, got first Dirt Bag After Dark email from anna. UPS guy at the door. Am I still wearing a bathrobe? Of course. 8:26 AM Apr 23rd from web
  17. omg, there is an entire silence of the lambs musical. should "fucking" not appear in the title of a post? 8:05 AM Apr 23rd from web
  18. How can I convey the majesty of "Silence of the Legos" in 35 words or less?! 7:52 AM Apr 23rd from web
  19. Finished Craigslist Killer post, forgot to tweet while doing so. Wasted 10 min catching up. Watching DVRed GMA, writing a quick link. 7:40 AM Apr 23rd from web
  20. @jezebelmegan I did not! The bar was Bombers. I went to BU too, for grad school, and it's freaking me out! 7:33 AM Apr 23rd from web in reply to megancarpentier