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  1. Grazing Arizona #cowfilms7:28 AM Nov 4th from web
  2. Happy Election Day! Also: Happy Last Day Of Seeing Terrible Campaign Ads Every 3 Seconds (For A While, Anyway) Day! #iapprovethismessage6:55 AM Nov 3rd from web
  3. Feel Free To Tell Mom That The Babysitter Is Doing Quite Well #unseenprequels6:45 AM Nov 3rd from web
  4. This has been in my head for about three hours now, and I don't see it going anywhere anytime soon: http://bit.ly/JB5UR6:02 AM Nov 2nd from web
  5. @robinwasserman Right? It really is the scariest film of all time. For years I thought I'd made it up, too.5:57 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to robinwasserman
  6. Remember: the real holiday is Sunday morning, when giant bags of Halloween candy are marked 75% off.6:06 AM Oct 30th from web
  7. Cartman singing Poker Face was the highlight of last night's South Park: http://www.southparkstudios...4:39 AM Oct 29th from web
  8. @mattchew03 Oh my god, the guestbook prompt! I'm dying!9:18 AM Oct 26th from web in reply to mattchew03
  9. @mattchew03 Of course! I think that's still up too, believe it or not.9:16 AM Oct 26th from web in reply to mattchew03
  10. Farewell, Geocities. On the bright side, Angelfire is still up. In your face, all of my friends who doubted my choice in 1996!9:09 AM Oct 26th from web
  11. I kind of love kids who lie while Trick-or-Treating: "Can I have an extra one? For my sister's...friend. She's, uh, sick and on vacation?"6:07 AM Oct 22nd from web
  12. @jcbringle @JennyKno @robinwasserman Right? I'll convince him to love the Dreams eventually. I won't give it upppp! Don't wannnna stooop!11:28 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to jcbringle
  13. Seriously considering purchasing this: http://bit.ly/1frB4B, much to my bf's dismay. He's not a fan of surf dudes with attitude, I guess.11:10 AM Oct 15th from web
  14. Really excited about the site redesign and the commenters' positive reactions so far. Thanks, crew! #awesomecommentersmakemyday8:43 AM Oct 15th from web
  15. @sistertoldja No, but @jennasauers was on CNN yesterday: http://bit.ly/28mUoq7:41 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to sistertoldja
  16. @ChristieSilver Ah, no. Hair is blonde, mascara is black. All mistakes are obvious mistakes. I am the Before picture on What Not To Wear.6:54 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to ChristieAg
  17. Or maybe I'll get defensive about it, should anyone ask. "Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it ISN'T Maybelline, you jerk."6:52 AM Oct 14th from web
  18. Just discovered mascara in my hair and will now try to pass it off as "a hot trend" or "testing a Halloween color" for the rest of the day.6:49 AM Oct 14th from web
  19. !!! RT @RealTracyMorgan Welcome To Tracy Morgans World...12:00 PM Oct 8th from web
  20. @meredithmo @jezebelsadie I was just a bit annoyed by it. Maybe I need to watch it again? Or maybe it's just not my thing.11:57 AM Oct 8th from web in reply to meredithmo