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  1. Maybe "fearmongering journalism from the feminist left" should be our new tagline. http://tinyurl.com/ybnjqft
  2. Silly headline award: "L.A. hopes to get a handle on pot." Cooking will be so much easier then. http://tinyurl.com/342ml
  3. Best compliment of the week: "Anna North? That sounds like a fake name!"
  4. Making a liberal media sandwich: gruyere + arugula.
  5. Misguided Emailer of the Week: someone who thinks we are a male Bollywood star.
  6. Neighbors either have formed own Ministry Of Silly Noises or are filming amateur Planet of the Apes sequel.
  7. @jezebelsadie Also, delicious pumpkin-spice muffins!
  8. Canadians, I'm in yr television, talking about Sarah Palin: http://tinyurl.com/yzpzj7k
  9. @JessicaWakeman Thanks for the tip! AP and Getty are sadly tampon-free.
  10. Kind of annoyed that the photo services have no pictures of tampons, so whenever I write about periods I have to use the damn moon.
  11. Emailer wants to tell us about "Brazilian pre-salt." Euphemism?
  12. Outside my window, a kid is tormenting a dog by saying "meow" to it. It's a weird world.
  13. It's going to take at least 1.5 mes to change this lightbulb.
  14. Now all I need is to be surrounded by warm, nutritious fluid.
  15. Wrapped in Snuggie, all lightbulbs burnt out -- blogging conditions beginning to approximate conditions of mother's womb.
  16. If you go by the emails we get, it seems Jezebel exists to provide hapless men with hard-to-find tools.
  17. Sorry, PR person: as far as I'm concerned, there is no "must-have lash product."
  18. Remaining half of tuna melt: a little present from my past self.
  19. The Stupids all had breakfast in the shower, as usual. http://tinyurl.com/y93hesc
  20. Today's Wrong Website Award goes to the guy who emailed us hoping to buy "Some Sheds."