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  1. Sorry, PR person: as far as I'm concerned, there is no "must-have lash product."about 20 hours ago from web
  2. Remaining half of tuna melt: a little present from my past self.10:19 AM Nov 5th from web
  3. The Stupids all had breakfast in the shower, as usual. http://tinyurl.com/y93hesc7:12 PM Nov 4th from web
  4. Today's Wrong Website Award goes to the guy who emailed us hoping to buy "Some Sheds."8:58 AM Nov 4th from web
  5. @megancarpentier Are you me? My stuffed weasel is sitting safely on my dresser while, apparently, his kinsman goes to work with you.9:35 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to megancarpentier
  6. Winner of the Understatement Society's Photo Caption Contest: "an ax-murderer could violate various rules." http://tinyurl.com/yh7j7op6:45 AM Oct 30th from web
  7. But can "mantry" be far behind?8:06 AM Oct 29th from web
  8. I do prefer the term "intellectual pantry" to "man cave." http://tinyurl.com/yhk7oeh8:06 AM Oct 29th from web
  9. Best headline of day: Drunk clown nabbed after crash. http://tinyurl.com/yfsgfk511:13 AM Oct 28th from web
  10. A seriously dark day: the day I have to save an image on my computer as "palin_hotdog2"6:30 AM Oct 28th from web
  11. And when I search "Sarah Palin cooking" on AP Images, I get a beluga whale! Proof Sarah Palin eats whales?6:23 AM Oct 28th from web
  12. I search "Sarah Palin Pie," Getty Images says "Did you mean Sarah Pain Pie." Don't know what a pain pie is, know I don't want one.6:23 AM Oct 28th from web
  13. I hear a siren. I think "what is that large bird?" Where do I think I am?11:02 AM Oct 27th from web
  14. And the rain makes me think of Garbage.7:39 AM Oct 27th from web
  15. Natalie Portman makes me think of the forgotten Ozma classic "Natalie Portman."7:39 AM Oct 27th from web
  16. Not fair: lost voice, didn't even get to make Faustian bargain with sea-witch.5:25 AM Oct 26th from web
  17. The Berlusconi beat might be my favorite beat.12:38 PM Oct 23rd from web
  18. CNN's miserable Mercedes-Benz adds suck the life out of Firefox! Ad bookers take note.12:15 PM Oct 21st from web
  19. Requesting review copies over the phone: more fun when you sound like Tom Waits.8:50 AM Oct 20th from web
  20. Voice rec will never learn to spell "Edwidge Danticat."7:15 AM Oct 19th from web