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  1. he keeps talking about it like it's something new, and saying how cute and funny it is7:56 PM Nov 4th from web
  2. omg, my fiancee has JUST learned about i can has cheeseburger7:56 PM Nov 4th from web
  3. i hate when my dog puts her butthole directly on me.4:28 PM Nov 3rd from web
  4. i'm trying to type it phenetically, but it's impossible to replicate1:37 PM Nov 2nd from web
  5. but imagine hearing "guiding light was on" in a thick south jersey/philly/baltimore-ish accent1:36 PM Nov 2nd from web
  6. a girl on judge judy today said she's "not good with dates and times" but knew when she was assaulted at work because guiding light was on1:35 PM Nov 2nd from web
  7. i got my wedding ring yesterday. i've been wearing it around the house today for shits and giggles. it's fun to look at it while blogging.11:04 AM Nov 2nd from web
  8. new pot psych: http://bit.ly/Ggkhm1:27 PM Oct 31st from web
  9. god, i'm reading over my tweets from last night. stoned.6:05 AM Oct 30th from web
  10. Bruce performed with Billy Joel. My bride and tunnel genes are ecstatic9:26 PM Oct 29th from mobile web
  11. He's the whole reason I'm here. At the concert I mean7:40 PM Oct 29th from mobile web
  12. The boss is next. It's taking forever7:38 PM Oct 29th from mobile web
  13. There are a lot of old dude pony tails here7:27 PM Oct 29th from mobile web
  14. http://twitpic.com/nh1qa -7:18 PM Oct 29th from TwitPic
  15. To be honest, it was a buzzkill6:48 PM Oct 29th from txt
  16. Aww. Stevie broke down and cried in the middle if "the way you make me feel"6:47 PM Oct 29th from txt
  17. John legend is a weenie though6:44 PM Oct 29th from txt
  18. I like it like this6:43 PM Oct 29th from txt
  19. Correction: no on *is* cool6:43 PM Oct 29th from txt
  20. And no one has to be cool6:43 PM Oct 29th from txt