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he keeps talking about it like it's something new, and saying how cute and funny it is7:56 PM Nov 4thfrom web
omg, my fiancee has JUST learned about i can has cheeseburger7:56 PM Nov 4thfrom web
i hate when my dog puts her butthole directly on me.4:28 PM Nov 3rdfrom web
i'm trying to type it phenetically, but it's impossible to replicate1:37 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
but imagine hearing "guiding light was on" in a thick south jersey/philly/baltimore-ish accent1:36 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
a girl on judge judy today said she's "not good with dates and times" but knew when she was assaulted at work because guiding light was on1:35 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
i got my wedding ring yesterday. i've been wearing it around the house today for shits and giggles. it's fun to look at it while blogging.11:04 AM Nov 2ndfrom web