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  1. TR @potpsychology new ep: http://bit.ly/1v7Ijr
  2. i'm gonna start calling her "gold dust dog"
  3. i do like that this makes her a little bit like stevie nicks, except with weed and not coke.
  4. i got it away from her. the jar is so warm! barf!
  5. http://twitpic.com/p5tgu - not only does she have her butthole directly on my weed jar but she has wrapped her tail around it in a death gri
  6. he keeps talking about it like it's something new, and saying how cute and funny it is
  7. omg, my fiancee has JUST learned about i can has cheeseburger
  8. i hate when my dog puts her butthole directly on me.
  9. i'm trying to type it phenetically, but it's impossible to replicate
  10. but imagine hearing "guiding light was on" in a thick south jersey/philly/baltimore-ish accent
  11. a girl on judge judy today said she's "not good with dates and times" but knew when she was assaulted at work because guiding light was on
  12. i got my wedding ring yesterday. i've been wearing it around the house today for shits and giggles. it's fun to look at it while blogging.
  13. new pot psych: http://bit.ly/Ggkhm
  14. god, i'm reading over my tweets from last night. stoned.
  15. Bruce performed with Billy Joel. My bride and tunnel genes are ecstatic
  16. He's the whole reason I'm here. At the concert I mean
  17. The boss is next. It's taking forever
  18. There are a lot of old dude pony tails here
  19. http://twitpic.com/nh1qa -
  20. To be honest, it was a buzzkill