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Back from the death march, er... Amusement park. "Honey! Beer me!"4:02 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
@thaniya hehe, nope. Smells like self-imposed celibacy from right here.3:28 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific in reply to thaniya
@Mari18 same here. :-)2:32 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific in reply to Mari18
Helping a friend take care of her 2 and 3 year olds at coney island. #girlfriends_worst_idea_EVER!2:30 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
Her: "Serena's got big hair." Me: "She's got big everything."7:17 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
Yeah, it would be "apathetic" to stay at a hard job. Quitting is the most heroic thing you can do.11:25 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
@RogerWilliamsNY dude it's like point guard who does something something and then North Korea fires a bunch of missiles.11:02 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to RogerWilliamsNY
Know who's having the best week ever? Mark "I-can't-stay-in-the-headlines" Sanford.11:01 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
Oh my god. Simple Sarah pretty much had a fucking meltdown. #schadenfreude_I_admit_it10:44 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
Well sir, thank you for buying the dankest weed you could find and sparking that at the club. 'preciate it. You're awesome. :-P9:29 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
Oh wow. I clearly missed the Palin based madness. I can't wait for Q-tip to finish this set to light into her! #hard_life :-D9:06 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
2) 20-somethings. It is not the 80s. It will never again be the 80s. Take off the day-glo and skinny jeans. #hard_truth8:39 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
1) Chinatown stays dirty. #hard_truth8:35 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
There's a special place in hell for people who do concession stand pricing.5:06 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
@tomcarmony - i WISH i could jump into the stand and beat clients and/or coworkers. Guarantee shit would run smoother... That's just a fact.12:06 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to tomcarmony
Frankly, if an ex's mom is recommended to me as a potential friend, then I think it's safe to say that facebook has jumped the shark.12:04 AM Jul 3rd from web
side note: apparently i'm "good at [this] whole twitter thing", tho favrd would certainly say otherwise.11:59 PM Jul 2nd from web
@tomcarmony - they never seem crazy until they're in the stands beating the shit out of the fans. :-P11:58 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to tomcarmony
OH, and MITCH KUPCHAK = FUCKING INSANE! You KNOW ARTEST needs his fucking meds, right?!?!?!?!? #grumble_fume.11:26 PM Jul 2nd from web
REPOST: things learned tonight: work=ridiculous. me=underpaid. bacon grease=fire hazard. rich people=unaccountable. coffee liquor=delicious.11:25 PM Jul 2nd from web