jet66
Exposing the baby to dim sum & the de young. Should probably put his pants back on.
| Kaj is having his first picnic. |
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| @ev bartending 4 nights a week, kickboxing 4 days a week, drinking 5 nights a week. |
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| When Obama wins my son will sleep all night long & change his own diapers. I dont expect Obama to potty train. Thats unreasonable. |
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| @exdeco postponing the sippy cup of Kool-Aid as long as I can. |
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| Both cell phones dying and plan almost finished. Any recs? |
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| When Obama wins, we will all shower in beer and soap will be replaced by bacon. |
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| OH 'mom, can i get the keychain!?' 'Put that down. You dont have keys.' |
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| Took off my boot to find 2 inexplicably fat toes. Fat, angry toes. |
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| Startled to wake to swedish pancakes & bacon smoke as thick as fog. In-laws weilding weoponized butter. |
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| @kirkwoo 's parents came to town bringing with them the plague. Everyone is sick. |
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| sick. fuck. |
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| somehow, i'm going to leave the house today. |
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| channeling my east bay. hella sick ass day out, what! |
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| for the house, by the way. |
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| looking for the best 2 bike rack. any suggestions? |
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| trying to learn how to not blow up the baby. only partially successful so far. |
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| Damn. That kid can yell. |
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| Going to refer to all baby poo talk as 'poosation.' Hopefully that'll shut some of it down. |
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| The kid seems to speak in grunts & urine |
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