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  1. Now clean, I shudder and snore. 11:36 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  2. I am poreless. 7:37 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  3. OK. I'm marrying Joan of Arc! French woman marries dead partner - uses French law allowing posthumous marriage http://bit.ly/2jUXav 7:29 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  4. _WE_ are against squirrels. Just sang an impromptu number at some squirrels on the roof as Jesus whined. 7:24 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  5. Jesus is a total pig this morning. 7:12 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  6. Who is the puppydogs name is? 6:12 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  7. http://twitcam.com/5jrh - @twot look at me dammits! 9:21 AM Nov 13th from API
  8. Jesus needs an agent. 5:48 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  9. I'm staring at you with the whites of my eyes. 6:43 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  10. I'm very slim today. 8:43 AM Aug 6th from TweetDeck
  11. @devile toss my ball. 11:08 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to devile
  12. @medic_ray what is a kemble mountain americano? I'm in kemble and I oughta know. 10:46 AM Apr 7th from web in reply to medic_ray
  13. My new bone tastes like my afterbirth. 3:12 PM Feb 20th from web
  14. In the snow I am a bunny! 8:40 AM Jan 19th from twhirl
  15. I'm so grr flattered to be nominated http://bit.ly/ynqF! I want chicken. 7:45 AM Dec 13th, 2008 from twhirl
  16. I'm a whiny needy bitch this morning 6:34 AM Dec 1st, 2008 from twhirl
  17. peeing outside is out of the question 4:27 AM Nov 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  18. shuddershudder givemeeggs givemeeggs givemeeggs shudderderder 9:03 AM Nov 20th, 2008 from twhirl
  19. I made a blog post. NOMNOMNOMNOM http://tinyurl.com/5fsxah 11:20 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from twhirl
  20. @twot is evil she won't play bear 7:25 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to twot