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1. I'm so not a 'dog' person yet dogs wag their tails at me & do the eye thing constantly? 2. I'm so not a 'christian' yet... about 5 hours ago from Echofon
RT: @wahoonie: Christian cancellation of the secular truce http://bit.ly/6Z8s5N about 5 hours ago from Echofon
Dear Dad @god In recent days I have come to believe I have a problem with alcohol. I really !@#$ing love it!!! Bring on the water people! about 5 hours ago from Echofon
It has recently come to my attention that much of Christianity is based on... http://bit.ly/4ADFph hehehehe 1:03 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
I'm sorry to the authors of the book but heaven is not one bloody long church /evangelical get together. Who would want to go there? :-) 9:07 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
If you are in need of a little 'spiritual direction' this holiday season then this will help :) http://bit.ly/153noM 12:18 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
Dad @god says, 'Nothing quite captures the spirit of Christmas like a Jesus piñata: http://ow.ly/M1uB ' -Was I such a dissappointment 4 him? 1:11 PM Dec 14th from Echofon
As we gear up for my pseudo birthday I give you a new commandment :-) http://jesus-de-christ.blogspot.com 11:31 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
.@god Dear Dad, I keep getting spam for free 'christian' music. They just can't seem to give that crap away!Can you do a lil smiting for me? 11:09 PM Dec 11th from Echofon
When I give to the poor they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no jobs they call be a Communist. St Nick http://bit.ly/8cHI4W 1:34 AM Dec 10th from Echofon
Just in case of a zombie uprising I think you should all have your zombie avatars up to date http://www.popcap.com/extras/pvz/ 11:13 PM Dec 4th from Echofon
Gay marriage just rejected by NYS Senate 38-24. http://bit.ly/7go1Yx Hmmmm institutionalizing second-class citizenship. Poor form! 6:15 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
A couple of chuckles to be had here http://www.efn.org/~hkrieger/chap2.htm 4:43 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
Funny how some people are only sorry about 'transgretions' when they get caught ;-) 12:51 PM Dec 2nd from Echofon
#spill There are a lot of prayers coming out of Australia at the moment.Looks like evil is making a grab for power http://bit.ly/6sjc7s 7:33 PM Nov 30th from web
#atheist #jesus #church #atheism I'm sure you guys will love 'Jesus the Musical' :-) http://jesus-de-christ.blogspot.com/ 6:15 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
Feel free to check out my latest video project. http://jesus-de-christ.blogspot.com/ NB you probably need to be prepared to laugh ;-) 5:17 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
@loreilei4REAL esp given my day was a 'slow day' for the lads.They were known to do a 1000 in a day if something really pissed them off ;) 5:01 PM Nov 7th from Echofon in reply to loreilei4REAL
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean where is it all going to end? 10:23 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
.@tatertot19 Snails are a little too crunchie for my taste ;-) 12:42 AM Oct 10th from Echofon in reply to tatertot19