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  1. http://bit.ly/vmpkz "Safari can do this. IE8 cant even do round corners. Give up, Microsoft."
  2. @chadvw @NotAppealing I was gonna tweet it but figured out of context it wasn't as funny. Who's submitting it to FAILblog?
  3. Microsoft® Windows® Vista™ has detected that your mouse has moved. Would you like to reboot for these changes to take effect?
  4. You, and whose army? You and your cronies? You forget so easy. We ride tonight.
  5. God, I love me some Jenny Lewis. #undertheblacklight
  6. Do call-in conference meetings really count? This is kind of obnoxious.
  7. @chadvw The cat in that video is adorable, though. Frankly, he sounds asthmatic—which is better than the godawful baby cry cats make.
  8. @chadvw I like cats and all, but this is exactly the kind of manipulative bullshit that dogs don't usually do. :)
  9. And that's my hipster rant for the week. I'll go back to posting ironic, nonsensical one-sided conversations full of dumb words now.
  10. You know, there are a lot of good people out there. It's incomprehensible that human good can be eclipsed twice over by indignant assholes.
  11. Lazily scanning the contents of my $1.45 lukewarm Pepsi & reaching High Fructose Corn Syrup reminds me how much everything sucks nowadays.
  12. It's a 'realist' day today.
  13. Oh my God, America is just absolutely sickening. It's no surprise everyone wants to bomb us.
  14. I am going to pass out at my desk today.
  15. @JeanGWang What? Is everyone eating them in the hole?
  16. How does Wilco record such great music so poorly?
  17. you dont even know how many hot dogs i ate today. whyd i do that??? its too many
  18. call the twops
  19. dont do it wrong ill get mad at you!!!!
  20. this is how you use twitter, guys. "i'm doing some thing" and then later: "i did that thing" but always as vague as that. okay???