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  1. I'm glad to see that we've given guy ritchie a 25th chance at directing.
  2. "Let's investigate Robert Stack. Anyone who hangs out in that kind of light in that kind of trenchcoat in that kind of weird gazebo..." Chas
  3. "Um, haven't you ever seen Mr. Mom?" -Jane, indignant
  4. "Did Jesus live in a rock?" -Ambs "I never went to church." -Ambs
  5. Hot girl just got up and left the picnic table in utter disgust after we ordered a second round of sandwiches coffees and brownies.
  6. @NakedNY In a meeting. Ben is throwing nuts at mt and kacy is pretending that she's in a different meeting
  7. @NakedNY "I can't have burrito cart for lunch. Then my afternoons are shot." - Pak
  8. i just bought an algae-colored water called "Sobe Life Water" "fuji apple pear." really, decision-making part of my brain? really?
  9. As a teenager, Chas hung out with JFK Jr on the Forbes yacht. Of course. I love our dinners together.
  10. Olives is the most profitable business in the world. Screw figuring out how to make twitter profitable, buy olives.
  11. "Why was the Sixth Sense such a popular movie? Well because they tricked me. And I’m really smart." - Taftcard
  12. my favorite manic street preachers song ever, scream to a sigh, is playing at, uh, tartublaglio and vino expensive coffee shop. So. Awesome.
  13. @heyitsnoah i'm having dinner with daisy tonight!!! oh, and whatsherface. leila. the cook.
  14. a week of massive, freeing realizations topped off by pizza breakfast. hellz yeah!
  15. @NakedNY Our Schedule: 1. Morning Rant 2. Morning Rant 3. Discussion of Grinch stealing Christmas 4. Morning Rant
  16. @NakedNY "what picture goes on this slide?"-me "a person walking a really cool dog and an ugly dog" -chas "only you know how to google that"
  17. @its_amber chas is totally obsessed too. we're going to wishful drinking, you should come!
  18. tonight begins the era of my carrie fischer obsession
  19. Gilt has a ring on sale for $18,070.00 today. This is not what Al Gore intended when he invented the internet
  20. @NakedNY "Aw you guys, the sink swamp is starting to smell." -Jane, straight-faced and emerging from the 2nd floor bathroom