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  1. "These scratchy rugs are quite popular in America, aren't they? Sad." -Mt's mum on a jute rug, the one non-new item in the media room
  2. @NakedNY The room’s an unholy mess/Ben is wearing a dress/and Pak is looking for somewhere else to sit
  3. @NakedNY just found failed lyrics from an attempted carol last year: It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas/in the viper pit
  4. Discovered that my best friend from high school owns the incredibly cool coffee shop on my block. Finally my life has become a cheers script
  5. @kacy4 kacy the POINT of twitter is to cry for help and or attention. haven't i taught you anything in 3 years of friendship?
  6. @mmmmmtttttttt "what does mt's twitter mean?" - kacy
  7. @NakedNY where should a group of 7 go for dinner in soho tonight? suggestions appreciated to overrule ben's suggestion, which was "wendy's"
  8. @taftcard No where NEAR as much as i miss you! talking with @thedavies about when you he chas and i doughy businessmenify...
  9. "We're like a family that constantly goes off on a series of misadventures" - Chas
  10. Omg there is totally a stripper in front of me depositing all her tips into her account with the teller. I love this town I love banks
  11. "All right, let's start with number A." My tired, saintly sister 1.5 hours into helping with math homework
  12. "Is that velocity or speed?" -Anorexic mom using the train as a teaching occasion for her beleagured 6 year old. G'luck, kid! We don't know!
  13. @pizzima LOL!! i can hear him saying that. hilarious.
  14. @its_amber you predicted mobile going local ages ago! i remember. : )
  15. @erikjansen we've done it live, but we've never eaten it live. wow. that's living it live.
  16. *does not negate existence of carrie fischer phase, merely enhances/adds another dimension
  17. "Things I want: robot dog, nightvision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks." -Modern Family, aka my new thing.
  18. "My mom is a huge animal lover but a terrible driver." Mike "The cat was fine! It had three of its legs."
  19. @its_amber FYI you are now at 42 views. the internet has made us all creepy stalkers. i like that i'm friends with you tho, you are popular
  20. @its_amber ambs i LOVE IT. you're being crazy. omg ewww why have 23 people viewed your hair pic in 6 minutes? a total twitter stalk