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  1. @dooce I assume you've seen the new level of hilarity from the christians? http://tiny.cc/m8k3e
  2. @looneytunes wanna come do my house next?
  3. Need to come up with some fun recipes for cookies for a cookie swap. Something beyond chocolate chip. Ideas interwebs?
  4. @thebloggess just read your twilight sex thing. I had the EXACT SAME THOUGHTS through the whole thing. These things should be covered in it
  5. ok tweeps(in case I have any) I'm off to wrestle the tv away from the husband and watch the rest of project runway, then bed.
  6. DUCKS WIN IT
  7. Never thought I'd root for the Ducks, but they're our shot for the rose bowl! DUCKS COME ON!!!
  8. @TheBloggess Funny as hell post.. and my husband now thinks you're insane. Like women can't be funny without a mental deficit.
  9. Watching Mean Girls and remembering why I'm glad to be done with High School!
  10. @nuckingfutsmama I have my moments.
  11. @nuckingfutsmama tell him it's a tool for the garden and later an expensive good time. It will become clear in about ten years ;-)
  12. Just fought with my Spanx.. Is it bad if I think they're winning?
  13. my child is obsessed with selling her belongings. why is she used car salesman? "Toys toys toys, all at bottom barrel prices!!"
  14. @nuckingfutsmama psst.. that's a link for your hot for teacher post.. just thought you'd like to know.
  15. I swear, doctors are trying to kill us women. First no boob screening, now no annual paps?! What did women do to doctors?
  16. @looneytunes I totally loved it. Makes me feel like I know you a little better and that we'd be good friends.
  17. @nuckingfutsmama I already did. The kids are having pancakes, the husband can fend for himself. I quit today.
  18. What is this #momspotting I keep seeing?
  19. Should be cleaning. Has anyone seen my motivation?
  20. Is it bad that I want to laugh every time a mom on 'Baby Story' says contractions 'hurt more than I thought they would'? #deathwouldbebetter