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  1. @darrenlocke Justin and Thriller.
  2. @darrenlocke Gay bars suck. Mixed bars suck less. Sweet tea on a deserted island - best.
  3. @darrenlocke Yes!
  4. What a mixed blessing a warm toilet seat is.
  5. @groc That's no question.
  6. I wonder how much cumulative time I've wasted on polarised plugs.
  7. @BasicallyNick Glory holes, wonder walls.
  8. I know it's their job, but it's sort of sickening to be asked, "Did ya save some room for dessert?"
  9. Crapping while installing apps - the future is now. The next best thing would be to do this in a bathroom.
  10. @darrenlocke I'm excited, okay?
  11. Today's the day I start spelling "ok" as "okay."
  12. One of the great many things about being a gay man is questioning every little skin anomaly that appears on your body.
  13. @inlandempirical Eww, tall women...
  14. John Travolta and Rod Stewart on Conan the same night? That's someone's dream, somewhere.
  15. Bet you can't eat just bone. (Balls are good too.)
  16. Looks like it's still illegal for me to have the same rights you have.
  17. Nik Kershaw's "Wouldn't It Be Good" creates the best genius mixes.
  18. @darrenlocke HAH
  19. These raisins in this cereal are awfully plump. I wonder if they're saline injected.
  20. Measure twice cut cunts.