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  1. @darrenlocke Justin and Thriller. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to darrenlocke
  2. @darrenlocke Gay bars suck. Mixed bars suck less. Sweet tea on a deserted island - best. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to darrenlocke
  3. @darrenlocke Yes! about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to darrenlocke
  4. What a mixed blessing a warm toilet seat is. about 14 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. @groc That's no question. 11:13 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific in reply to groc
  6. I wonder how much cumulative time I've wasted on polarised plugs. 10:36 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  7. @BasicallyNick Glory holes, wonder walls. 10:06 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to BasicallyNick
  8. I know it's their job, but it's sort of sickening to be asked, "Did ya save some room for dessert?" 10:03 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  9. Crapping while installing apps - the future is now. The next best thing would be to do this in a bathroom. 12:40 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  10. @darrenlocke I'm excited, okay? 12:25 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to darrenlocke
  11. Today's the day I start spelling "ok" as "okay." 12:22 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  12. One of the great many things about being a gay man is questioning every little skin anomaly that appears on your body. 11:03 AM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  13. @inlandempirical Eww, tall women... 10:57 AM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific in reply to inlandempirical
  14. John Travolta and Rod Stewart on Conan the same night? That's someone's dream, somewhere. 10:17 AM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  15. Bet you can't eat just bone. (Balls are good too.) 8:45 PM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  16. Looks like it's still illegal for me to have the same rights you have. 4:18 PM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  17. Nik Kershaw's "Wouldn't It Be Good" creates the best genius mixes. 12:18 PM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  18. @darrenlocke HAH 11:43 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to darrenlocke
  19. These raisins in this cereal are awfully plump. I wonder if they're saline injected. 10:04 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  20. Measure twice cut cunts. 10:47 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific