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  1. @citizenrobot I support that.
  2. @inlandempirical I had nothing to do with it. This time.
  3. The city smells like jizz today.
  4. @darrenlocke Sadly i have to for work. It's fun!
  5. My body has gotten to the point where the only comfortable position using a computer is sitting in grass in a park without a computer.
  6. Flickr API sites haven't interested me much, but the simplicity of this one is appealing. http://www.flickriver.com/p...
  7. Selling a Canon lens if anyone's interested: http://contrasts.net/lens/
  8. @madmojo Pez Hilton?
  9. In Search of Cheap Food: Ep 2 http://vimeo.com/5541544
  10. Jesus, remember Nextel? Cellphones for janitors, foremen, and the guy your office sends out to get everyone sandwiches.
  11. Gays in San Francisco would be much cuter if they weren't gay.
  12. Some say I'm a masturbater's masturbator.
  13. @cstreeter Only one way to test that!
  14. Dinner gloriously includes Amy's Margherita pizza, more fudge, cherries, more cinnamon bread, and a flavored sugary water chaser.
  15. Wikipedia finally offers iPhone format. IMDB please IMDB please.
  16. If I could roll back time I'd whisper in Hitlers ear, "And those who smell like butthole."
  17. Nothing gets a project humming along like a bag of Jelly Belly sugar pellets sitting next to the keyboard.
  18. There's currently as much pure poundage of fruit in the kitchen as chocolate fudge and 3k calorie cinnamon bread.
  19. Talking to girl in elevator. Me: Sad about Michael? Clam: No. Not at all. Me: We're through here (joking). Clam: Yes we r, this is my floor.
  20. Standing naked while eating fudge of a plastic knife is kinda my thing.