jessieshmessie
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3pm. Bourbon/apple cider turkey is roasting. Orange roll dough is rising. All vegetables are prepped. TIME TO START DRINKING.
about 3 hours ago
from web
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Now I'm the kind of person who is distracted by stuff like this: -- don't know how I feel about that.
about 16 hours ago
from Brizzly
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People leaving shitty feedback on the app store are the same people giving Susan Boyle's new album 5-star reviews. Really makes you think.
about 16 hours ago
from web
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There's no such thing as too muuu… Err. Nevermind.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Covered in tears, blood, and mascara. Welcome to the day before thanksgiving.
about 23 hours ago
from Birdfeed
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Electrician walked in just as Merlin said "anal massage" in an ep of @. I'm going to keep eating cheese and pretend it didn't happen.
3:59 PM Nov 25th
from web
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Ahh, Thanksgiving. That one time when white people pretended to be friends with the Indians so they could get some gardening tips.
3:28 PM Nov 25th
from web
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Blue bottle espresso martini at Nopa, OMG.
10:59 PM Nov 24th
from Birdfeed
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Team Edward and Team Jacob? Is that another baseball thing? I thought the World Playoffs were over :-\
3:30 PM Nov 24th
from web
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The prospect of being an old cat lady is a little frightening. What I WOUDLN'T mind is being a crazy old soup lady. I LOVE SOUP.
9:43 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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I forgot my wallet. Maja forgot her keys. And if anyone says "Sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays!" I will punch you in the face.
11:53 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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@ did you mean "clowns"?
9:56 AM Nov 23rd
from Birdfeed
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San Francisco is kind of a sausagefest.
4:30 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ Have you SEEN us handle crowds at Macworld?
4:15 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ Don't worry about it tanking. You bring the talk, I'll bring the laugh track.
3:18 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ How do we sneak into this talk? Tell me you need a special guest appearance by the delicious librarians.
12:55 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to dmoren
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Ok. That is the third time I've tried executing a command in TextEdit this morning. I'm getting more coffee.
11:52 AM Nov 19th
from web
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@ @ Well then the man at the Sprint store should not be saying that I can't purchase a USB cable for it!
4:46 PM Nov 18th
from web
in reply to karlhehr
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@ Look who's dancing now, monkey!
4:16 PM Nov 18th
from web
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@ Don't think I used to follow you… Should I? Say something funny. Go.
3:55 PM Nov 18th
from web
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- Name Jessie Char
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