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  1. 3pm. Bourbon/apple cider turkey is roasting. Orange roll dough is rising. All vegetables are prepped. TIME TO START DRINKING. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Now I'm the kind of person who is distracted by stuff like this: http://brizzly.com/pic/IT0 -- don't know how I feel about that. about 16 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. People leaving shitty feedback on the app store are the same people giving Susan Boyle's new album 5-star reviews. Really makes you think. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. There's no such thing as too muuu… Err. Nevermind. about 20 hours ago from web
  5. Covered in tears, blood, and mascara. Welcome to the day before thanksgiving. about 23 hours ago from Birdfeed
  6. Electrician walked in just as Merlin said "anal massage" in an ep of @ylnt. I'm going to keep eating cheese and pretend it didn't happen. 3:59 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. Ahh, Thanksgiving. That one time when white people pretended to be friends with the Indians so they could get some gardening tips. 3:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. Blue bottle espresso martini at Nopa, OMG. http://yfrog.com/4flowrj 10:59 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed
  9. Team Edward and Team Jacob? Is that another baseball thing? I thought the World Playoffs were over :-\ 3:30 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. The prospect of being an old cat lady is a little frightening. What I WOUDLN'T mind is being a crazy old soup lady. I LOVE SOUP. 9:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. I forgot my wallet. Maja forgot her keys. And if anyone says "Sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays!" I will punch you in the face. 11:53 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @bradellis did you mean "clowns"? 9:56 AM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed
  13. San Francisco is kind of a sausagefest. 4:30 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. @moltz Have you SEEN us handle crowds at Macworld? 4:15 PM Nov 20th from web
  15. @dmoren Don't worry about it tanking. You bring the talk, I'll bring the laugh track. 3:18 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. @dmoren How do we sneak into this talk? Tell me you need a special guest appearance by the delicious librarians. 12:55 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to dmoren
  17. Ok. That is the third time I've tried executing a command in TextEdit this morning. I'm getting more coffee. 11:52 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. @karlhehr @joshua613 Well then the man at the Sprint store should not be saying that I can't purchase a USB cable for it! 4:46 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to karlhehr
  19. @randazzoj Look who's dancing now, monkey! 4:16 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. @randazzoj Don't think I used to follow you… Should I? Say something funny. Go. 3:55 PM Nov 18th from web