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  1. Posthumous DFW story feels like an old love letter--what it says no longer matters, just everything it reminds you of. http://bit.ly/4Fdpj2
  2. my hair feels like it's 1987. must be jetlag.
  3. I'm one of 50 Artists Under $50 at MoCFA in SF. But let me clarify: work by the artists, not the artists, is under $50. Still good though.
  4. i'm going to have to hire someone to deface this book for me. perforations in a hardcover are just cruel.
  5. If you're in a hotel at 2pm and not actually a hooker, you should probably reconsider wearing a leather miniskirt, stockings & gold heels.
  6. Guy on the plane tells me ADHD meds are basically crystal *methane*. A drug that gets you high & heats your home? Gotta score some methane!
  7. How about if we stop federal funding of salaries of pro-Stupak amendmnt reps? I don't want my taxes going to things I find repugnant either.
  8. I'm the only passenger on a bus that is driving down the median strip in the wrong direction trying to get off the closed bay bridge. Whoa.
  9. wow, amazon, thanks for recommending the new jonathan lethem novel to me 10 hours *after* i bought it. i feel like you really do know me.
  10. You can now find my work at the shop at the Museum of Craft and Folk Art in San Francisco. Stop by and buy something nice.
  11. The old man gumming a peanut butter bar in front of me on the bus is the most effective scared straight dental example ever.
  12. i can only assume it's a good thing when a buyer closes their email "xoxo". however, now i'm not sure whether we have a meeting or a date.
  13. While making a huge professional mistake is a nice change of pace from making personal mistakes, I think next I'll try not making mistakes.
  14. michael moore's self-righteousness makes me hate lots of things i believe in. i hope he doesn't make his next documentary on kittens or pie.
  15. My wobble bowls in the Apt. Therapy Design Showcase: http://bit.ly/1nWrwU. Do something nice & vote 3 stars (must register as a commenter).
  16. our local crack house now has "CAKE!" spray painted across it. at least they didn't jump on the cupcake bandwagon.
  17. @monstro dandelions? that's what herbicides are for. i'll stock up.
  18. based on the extent of the NPR/PBS coverage, i can only assume ted kennedy is the intellectual's michael jackson.
  19. Proof that in the East Bay any two subcultures can be merged: powerwalking goths.
  20. crispy bacon bites recipe: 8 slices of bacon & 16 square crackers. serves 8. this might be too difficult.