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  1. @whitneyarner No joke, we brought the hugest box of kosher salt we could find to the island. It put our bag over the weight limit. 8:59 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to whitneyarner
  2. Just answered the phone at my parents' house :: Me: Hello? Caller: Hello, is this Brother Sweet? Me: Uhhh... 3:43 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. I love seeing by way of commercials what McDonalds and Wal-Mart wished their employees looked like. So adorably out-of-touch. Aw. 9:34 AM Dec 2nd from web
  4. RT @Just_Alison :: I have tons of friends, until I need help painting. Then they're all like, "Uh, we're stuffed animals." Jerks. 3:33 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. RT @EricDSnider: Snide Remarks: My Rejected 'New Moon' Screenplay. http://bit.ly/4HY9Un 9:30 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Jon is the opposite of amused whenever I call his favorite football team "the VaGiants", but I'm pretty sure it's HILARIOUS. 10:21 AM Nov 9th from web
  7. RT @bheater: Jeez, doesn't anyone know how to use apostrophe's anymore? 12:29 PM Nov 6th from web
  8. OH HAVE MERCY, today I saw one of the worst things I have ever seen. It had to do with a very ill cat doing a bad thing in my yard. 4:54 PM Nov 4th from web
  9. Those creatures scratching around in our ceiling? Jon says bats, but I'm pretty sure it's a herd of El Chupacabras. Happy Halloween!! 9:22 AM Oct 31st from web
  10. [overheard] Jon, to a classmate: "Yeah, Statia is great, but oh man..*sigh*..the real world is AWESOME." 12:09 PM Oct 22nd from web
  11. Wow, I am going to LOVE hating Mollee this season on #sytycd 6:59 AM Oct 22nd from web
  12. YESSS: RT @whitewhines Complaint #516 - How come no one ever “likes” my blog posts in Google Reader? -Whine by Jessie [That's me!!] 10:15 AM Oct 20th from web
  13. Sisterly Words of Wisdom from @cmonson: "Don't try to understand crazy people." 8:07 PM Oct 17th from web
  14. Some person found my blog by Googling "A cake made of pies? That's ridiculous." That IS ridiculous! And DELICIOUS. Someone make it for me. 5:39 PM Oct 17th from web
  15. RT @Jet_Set : Called home to make sure it wasn't my child in the balloon. Surprise, it's not! Only a matter of time, though. 12:38 PM Oct 15th from web
  16. I would like to add "THANK YOU, PROVO!!!" 9:14 AM Oct 14th from web
  17. RT @kmonson: Please join me in saluting amateur photographers--by LOLing uncontrollably. http://bit.ly/ZVtpN [keep scrolling down] 9:13 AM Oct 14th from web
  18. I'm writing a book entitled "I just walked a mile through the moonless night to check my email and had NO NEW MESSAGES". 5:46 PM Oct 9th from web
  19. http://bit.ly/12D21l [awwwwwwwwww] 4:56 PM Oct 9th from web
  20. Slightly disturbed that Jon knew every minute plot detail of Dante's Peak. Even more disturbing: I watched Dante's Peak. 3:49 PM Oct 8th from web