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I am suspicious of guys walking with lights on their head 3:10 AM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
Tofurkey? Tofuckthat! 9:34 PM Nov 25th from web
Tools are fun 9:41 AM Nov 23rd from TwitterBerry
Where will you be when kanye interupts you?! 10:30 PM Nov 22nd from TwitterBerry
@AlexMcColl That is skill son! LOL - OOOOOOOOOOOOOO more O's in mine! BOOM!!!!!!! 4:43 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to AlexMcColl
OH NO!!!!!!! ALMOST NO MORE OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! there are a lot of O's in that sentence 5:55 PM Nov 20th from web
"I get more ass than a toilet seat" - (Eminem song) 5:30 PM Nov 20th from web
Where are my keys?!?!!! They right Thurrrrrrrr "Thanks chingy" 5:26 PM Nov 20th from web
Love texts from last night 5:22 PM Nov 20th from web
(847): so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration". 5:21 PM Nov 20th from web
It's a #FF EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3:52 PM Nov 20th from web
HELLOOOOOOOO TWITTER-ERS!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU! 3:47 PM Nov 20th from web
You and me could write a bad romance 2:05 PM Nov 20th from web
YES, and most poop on themselves because of all the laxatives and anal RT @rainnwilson Do models go poop? 4:51 PM Nov 19th from web
Watching oprah. Enough said, I think that's funny. 1:48 AM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
On the news, "an arm chair floating in outer space! How did it get there? Up next" 10:55 PM Nov 18th from TwitterBerry
Not liking the new RT option. 5:19 PM Nov 18th from web
RT @colinkane: If you don't find this funny, I don't want to be friends with you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYuD6LZigU 5:14 PM Nov 18th from web
RT @Deepak_Chopra: My life purpose is reaching critical mass for healing, personal & social transformation, and enlightenment. What is y ... 5:06 PM Nov 18th from web
@jchrisnewberg I am hella excited to slang some of dat enlightenment ish from 'Dopak' 4:57 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to jchrisnewberg