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  1. I swear Quiznos woman just said, "Have a nice die." Excuse me Quizno lady? about 16 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. This rest stop has a "family" rest room. The last people I want to see me going to the bathroom are some stranger's family. about 16 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @keithandthegirl Sorry I'm gonna miss Keith at Bowery on Wed. I'm in NC! PS Happy Stoned Thanksgiving: http://www.jessydelfino.blo... about 18 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to keithandthegirl
  4. Happy Stoned Thanksgiving!! Celebrate the high holidays right -- http://www.myspace.com/jess.... about 18 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. @mrdavehill Once upon a delayed JFK flight, a lady in a fight w a stranger said (I'll never forget) "God bless you, bc he knows what u are" about 19 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to mrdavehill
  6. Just got into granny's car, turned key and queen latifa came on. Granny listens to rap music when she drives. My heart just melted. about 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  7. My White House first dinner invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. about 22 hours ago from web
  8. @EnjoyTheGo It should have been me, Charmin! Are Anne and Lisa and Mario gonna play toilet ditties on a flying V ukulele? Ah, well. 10:35 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to EnjoyTheGo
  9. I didn't get selected as a Charmin toilet entertainer. I should have been at those toilets! It should have been me! http://twitpic.com/qnmdh 10:32 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @Trachtenburg hey Tburgs pls spread the word, fundraiser to ban horse drawn carriages Dec 4, info @ http://www.jessydelfino.blo... xo 8:34 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Trachtenburg
  11. Ban horse drawn carriages comedy show Dec. 4 at Bway Comedy Club. Why ban HDCs? Check it out, http://www.jessydelfino.blo... 8:23 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. Show you hate animal abuse! December 4th @ 6.30pm, www.bandhc.org benefit, Broadway Comedy Club 318 West 53rd Street, $22/2 drink minimum 7:51 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @DAVID_LYNCH I spent my weekend building a song called "Happy Stoned Thanksgiving" - myspace.com/jessicadelfinotunes. 7:18 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to DAVID_LYNCH
  14. @blaudiablogan Talk Salad sounds like the name of your TV show pilot, write it! 7:14 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to blaudiablogan
  15. Saw jewish kid's sense of humor being formed @ Macy's: Mom to 9 y.o. daughter: "I wish I was a goyim and had a Christmas party to go to." 7:12 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. I've got a new mellow jam in appreciation of the high holidays -- http://www.myspace.com/jess.... Happy Stoned Thanksgiving! 7:21 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. Lost the miss G train competition in the 1st round. Bombed with a success story about how I saved my $ and got the hell outta Bkln! F the G! 7:19 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  18. Sorry @Jonfriedman, didn't mean to credit you for Sara's housecleaning 8:49 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. @jonfriedman You earned it. 8:48 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to jonfriedman
  20. @jonfriedman @SaraJBenincasa Why does it seem like you're always cleaning? What, are you fancy or something? 8:48 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to jonfriedman