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  1. Whoever's responsible for the addition of EasyMac to our office vending machine, I simultaneously love and hate you. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Chart: Michigan fans and their sentiments towards Rich Rodriguez as represented by selected R&B titles. http://bit.ly/4p8aUl about 7 hours ago from web
  3. @benleventhal He had me at "Aureole is meh." about 16 hours ago from web
  4. Surprise: I have to pay my super to fix things in my apartment! And here I thought rent covered that. Silly me. 8:13 AM Nov 10th from web
  5. Popping a Halls is like admitting defeat, and everyone around me can smell the surrender. 4:31 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  6. [Insert belligerent comment about Michigan game here.] 1:40 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  7. @LauraGlu the jokes write themselves. 8:12 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  8. Why would you advertise an antidepressant during the World Series? It's just a game. Save it for election night. 6:48 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  9. @williamfleitch So what you're saying is, you missed that hit bc you were in the bathroom. 6:12 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  10. Bollywood On Demand, have you been here this whole time?! 9:53 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  11. If America didn't already hate the Heene family after Wife Swap, this should do it. 3:27 PM Oct 15th from web
  12. Rest assured, Balloon Boy is safe so long as he's in The Situation Room. 1:06 PM Oct 15th from web
  13. @LaneBrown Yeah, well...let's just say that the day was long, and the night is young. 7:41 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  14. John Mayer threatens to sodomize nymag editor -- swoon! http://bit.ly/ffdV4 9:44 AM Oct 14th from web
  15. Let tonight serve as a lesson for us all: More Shoelace. 8:34 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  16. I'd like to put the TSA on alert for loud talkers, large families, giggly girls, and anyone else who won't ever shut the hell up. 9:22 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  17. Thank you, internet. RT @RealTracyMorgan: my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2. 12:54 PM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  18. The cops will, in fact, allow pedestrian access to the blocked-off section of B'way btwn Prince/Houston. The password is "gyno." 4:00 PM Oct 7th from Tweetie
  19. @jessflintxx Seriously, congrats. Amazing game. And I'm sorry I mocked the language of your people. I was just hurt. 8:53 AM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  20. Well, when it comes to harshly raised diphthongs and other unfortunate interpretations of vowel sounds, Minnesota also wins. 6:56 PM Oct 6th from web