jessicacoen
Standing room only on the Montauk express. Pushing, shoving, heavy drinking.
| jessicacoen Stuck in traffic en route to Penn. If 9th st is this bad, I can only imagine what awaits on the Montauk. |
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| jessicacoen Dear This Day: Please end. |
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| jessicacoen So busy that I FORGOT to go to my wax appt. And right before I head to the beach. Amagansett, you've been warned. |
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| jessicacoen I sure hope the Brooklyn internet outage wipes that self-satisfied outer-borough smile off of all your faces. Permanently. |
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| jessicacoen I just did a very bad thing. Zappos, you wicked enabler. |
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| jessicacoen A surprise showing of Goonies really is the most pleasant thing basic cable has to offer anymore. |
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| jessicacoen Why I hate going home alone: I think I might have vomited, but I'll never know for sure. |
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| jessicacoen ...and the former co-workers say, "whatever" |
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| jessicacoen Jessica is stressing out a bit right now, so she's permanently disabled. |
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| jessicacoen Overheard on 1st ave and 7th st: "I want to do what a freelancer does without being a freelancer." |
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| jessicacoen I turned on "I Love the Millennium" and am completely paralyzed on my couch. It's like I took a bong hit off my tv or something. |
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| jessicacoen Monday, why do you have to be so predictable? Always a drag, always a bitch. Mix it up and be enjoyable for once! Live a little! |
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| jessicacoen Return from weekend at beach to find very aggressive cockroach in my apt. I thought we had an understanding: lights on = you stay in hiding. |
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| jessicacoen t-shirt spotted in the elevator: "the beatings don't stop until morale improves" -- the guy wearing it was sporting a mullet. obviously. |
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| jessicacoen Hey, Rite Aid, any reason you got the a/c on full blast? Bc it's really not like the employees are working up a sweat or anything. |
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| jessicacoen @Lock Why yes, some of us have heard -- because your 7AM DODGEBALL WOKE US UP. |
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| jessicacoen Warily eyeballing Firefox 3.0. I'm intrigued, but I've got major trust issues. |
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| jessicacoen It smells like hot dogs in the office. How can I get mad at you for stinking up the place when you also make me SO HUNGRY?! |
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| jessicacoen Why are you asking me? Does my expression not suggest that today you should stay the fuck away?! |
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