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- When it comes to crippling Mexico's tourism industry, swine flu's got nothing on tonight's NYC Prep.6:41 PM Jul 7th from web
- The dude is dead. Take the kids off the stage and let them go outside already.12:33 PM Jul 7th from web
- The longer Berry Gordy talks, the longer we're forced to reflect on those terrifying gold shin guards.11:02 AM Jul 7th from web
- Vulture liveblogs the MJ Memorialpocalypse: http://bit.ly/neverforget10:20 AM Jul 7th from web
- The holiday weekend is a highly infectious and deadly disease; hysteria and chaos ensues as survivors fight one another to get off the islan1:31 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
- But his wisdom lives on: "They hate you, you're a vegetable / You're a buffet, you're a vegetable / They eat off of you, you're a vegetable"2:16 PM Jun 26th from web
- RT @lindsayism: "How happy must Mark Sanford be right now?"3:04 PM Jun 25th from web
- "a trademark mane as flowing and famous as the M.G.M. lion's" - People mag remembers Farrah, indulges shortbus writers.10:12 AM Jun 25th from web
- Thanks, Bravo, for the gentle reminder that Manhattanites should be spayed and neutered.7:43 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Today in Joy: David Rees's PowerPoint analysis of Bill Wasik http://bit.ly/readthisnow2:10 PM Jun 18th from web
- The Atlantic, July/Aug 2008: "Is Google Making Us Stupid?"
The Atlantic, July/Aug 2009: "Is Google Actually Making Us Smarter?"8:52 AM Jun 12th from web
- The dudes at the gym who do those braying "look at me" grunts always seem to be pretty scrawny and kind of lonely-looking.6:11 PM Jun 11th from web
- Service advisory: My jessicacoen.com email is gravely ill. Please use my gmail.6:09 AM Jun 10th from web
- If Trojan can't just call it what it is - a vibrating cock ring - then maybe they shouldn't be selling it at Rite Aid.3:44 PM Jun 9th from web
- Lame girl math: Maneater + Vaseline = Starter Wife + Ponds10:40 AM Jun 1st from web
- Remember when William was the hot one? We were so naive then...3:46 PM May 30th from web
- "You'll be hearing lots of its classic catchphrase, 'Brrrrr, chk-chk-chk-chk, muuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrhhh'" http://bit.ly/smokysitcom8:12 AM May 29th from web
- If you keep turning away and not seeing when I drop money in the tip jar, I'm going to stop doing it.10:11 AM May 28th from web
- After nine hours of airport delays, it's a wonder my wrists didn't spontaneously slit themselves.4:39 PM May 26th from web
- Today's air-travel lesson: "confirmed" does not mean "confirmed."5:55 AM May 26th from mobile web
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