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  1. Whoever's responsible for the addition of EasyMac to our office vending machine, I simultaneously love and hate you.
  2. Chart: Michigan fans and their sentiments towards Rich Rodriguez as represented by selected R&B titles. http://bit.ly/4p8aUl
  3. @benleventhal He had me at "Aureole is meh."
  4. Surprise: I have to pay my super to fix things in my apartment! And here I thought rent covered that. Silly me.
  5. Popping a Halls is like admitting defeat, and everyone around me can smell the surrender.
  6. [Insert belligerent comment about Michigan game here.]
  7. @LauraGlu the jokes write themselves.
  8. Why would you advertise an antidepressant during the World Series? It's just a game. Save it for election night.
  9. @williamfleitch So what you're saying is, you missed that hit bc you were in the bathroom.
  10. Bollywood On Demand, have you been here this whole time?!
  11. If America didn't already hate the Heene family after Wife Swap, this should do it.
  12. Rest assured, Balloon Boy is safe so long as he's in The Situation Room.
  13. @LaneBrown Yeah, well...let's just say that the day was long, and the night is young.
  14. John Mayer threatens to sodomize nymag editor -- swoon! http://bit.ly/ffdV4
  15. Let tonight serve as a lesson for us all: More Shoelace.
  16. I'd like to put the TSA on alert for loud talkers, large families, giggly girls, and anyone else who won't ever shut the hell up.
  17. Thank you, internet. RT @RealTracyMorgan: my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2.
  18. The cops will, in fact, allow pedestrian access to the blocked-off section of B'way btwn Prince/Houston. The password is "gyno."
  19. @jessflintxx Seriously, congrats. Amazing game. And I'm sorry I mocked the language of your people. I was just hurt.
  20. Well, when it comes to harshly raised diphthongs and other unfortunate interpretations of vowel sounds, Minnesota also wins.