I am trying v. hard to like Mumford & Sons but GOD THEY SOUND JUST LIKE THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND.

Valentine's breakfast with my Valentine. (with Matthew at Grand Central Bakery) [pic] — path.com/p/4xXEKE

I was sad because I had no dessert so @mattbeck surprised me with my Valentine's gift a day early. #loved #chocolateheart

Anyone who thinks HTML/CSS/Javascript isn't coding has never tried to build responsive designs.

Sick kiddo won't be going to school tomorrow. At least the fever didn't hit until AFTER his special movie trip w/ daddy.

It's for iBooks Author, though, and I'm SURE the updated EULA is worth the wait. #sarcasm

This software update keeps bouncing between "less than a minute remaining" and "11 minutes remaining." That's…quite a difference.

We'll give a free book to a Bay Area public library for every 10 new followers we get in the next 28hrs. We'll now count your RTs too!

My nerves are so frayed right now it's not even funny. Someone make me a drink. #its5pmsomewhere

Seriously, glad there was nothing bad on scans. But going from Thyroid! to Heart Failure! to …Nothing! has been a NIGHTMARE. #catwoes

Vet says cat's heart scan looks OK. I'm relieved, obv, but did I just get ripped off? They said heart failure before, now…nothing? #confused

Thank you, minor work crisis, for keeping me occupied instead of worrying about my cat, who is getting an ECG this morning. #brightside

You know what would make gmail PERFECT? Being able to schedule when an email goes out. Late-night replies set unrealistic expectations.

@joeycomeau (Or her. I should not be sexist.)

@joeycomeau You…did kill him, right?

I would like the record to show that I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE GYM TODAY. I may have only managed 30 minutes on the elliptical, but still.

@mattbeck nononono eat protein. You will feel better.

@ahockley (This might not make as much sense if you don't frequent Etsy and/or craft fairs.)

@ahockley For the last few years, owls/birds have been on EVERYTHING. Now it seems to be all tentacles, all the time.

Is the octopus/squid this season's owl? Discuss.