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There's nothing at all relaxing about being plucked and polished. It's a farce. (but the bubbly helps) about 3 hours ago from Brizzly
@ltbeyer It took me 5 whole minutes to realize you don't have an ACTUAL llama in your living room. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ltbeyer
Ha! Probably not a good idea, Obama: http://post.ly/En47 about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
@eclipse115 I'm open to suggestions ,-) 5:03 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to eclipse115
@nishland I've been in hiding since school started. However I just finished the semester so I have time to shower now & rejoin the public! 4:53 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to nishland
@herGreekness Good thing you can't fit Walter in a Burberry bag or your head would be in peril. 4:51 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to herGreekness
I'm all for cutesy. But adult women who carry around mop dogs under their arm make me want to pinch their heads. 4:36 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
I'm so excited to be watching TV again that I'm going to let it slide that the hot guy on CSI said Rule Against Perpetuities...make it stop! 3:17 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
Woohoo! Just finished my LAST exam for the semester. Please don't speak to me in more than 3 syllables for at least a week. 1:25 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
You know it's hard times when the guy who used to sit in the cube next to yours is working the Salvation Army pot outside the grocery. 9:19 AM Dec 9th from Brizzly
@Meryl333 @rgreenberg @seanb_us I have it on good authority that this dubiousness you imply is caused by 3 years of sleep deprivation! 2:02 PM Dec 8th from Brizzly in reply to Meryl333
Go, right this minute, and hug a lawyer. Seriously. They deserve it after surviving their first-year final exams. 1:47 PM Dec 8th from Brizzly
I have coffee. I have bagel. I have supreme knowledge of the legal implications of contracts. Bring it, final exam! 4:54 AM Dec 8th from Brizzly
@krug95 If not, don't fret! J Crew conveniently sells a spiffy flask designed to match your holiday family-gathering outfit (Godsend). 1:56 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to krug95
I have grand plans to turn my new niece into the materialistic SoCal princess I always wanted to be. (after she's potty trained, of course) 1:36 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
@hshellen That's awesome. He should have added 'Stacy and Clinton will set you free!" 12:35 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
@seanb_us I have two more finals, then I'll have a spare second to think about how it went. For now, it's go go go gogogogogogogo! 11:35 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly in reply to seanb_us
It's times such as these I envy those who are happily medicated. 10:02 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
@DamamaT Don't cry. Your eyes will get all puffy and no amount of cucumbers can fix that! 11:07 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie in reply to DamamaT
I'm having a niece! I'm having a niece!!!! 10:46 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie

Name Jess Hoffman
Location Jacksonville, FL
Web http://jesshoffma...
Bio I rescue rabbits. Design media. Attend Law School. Advocate surrogacy and US adoptions. Love running, Pilates, wakeboarding and your stories.