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Will someone please sterilize the Kardashian kids?!? about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
The greatest app in the planet is "Younicorn" - Here is Sir Alastair: http://yfrog.com/4azr6zj about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
To prove my iPhone is better than @jonmason009's MyTouch, I showed him Younicorn: Here he is: http://yfrog.com/353z9zj about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
@Jeremys140 I'm ready for normal life to return.... The holiday craziness is killing me about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Jeremys140
Juvial = part jovial & part juvenile (the preacher accidentally just made up that word) about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
Mom & Dad are much more generous than Santa! http://yfrog.com/4ix4maj about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
@Fisher6225 make sure they'll let me make the return trip tomorrow about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Fisher6225
I'm not a big fan of the 'buffet' concept -I'd rather not see them defile and contaminate my food. I'd ether it happen behind closed doors. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
During this trip to Alabama, I'm gonna miss the main tourist attractions in the state: Leprechaun in Mobile & Montgmry Flea Market :( #fb about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
Trespassing in the territories of @Fisher6225 about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
I'd like to thank @emgaon for only letting me SMS and not tweet while I was on ambien. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
Why, oh why, does Google Voice not support MMS? 5:50 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
@zegolf Act like Joy Behar, and you'll fit right in! 4:58 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to zegolf
Today was SOOO insane. I didn't see many returns, just ALOT of gift card usage. OMG, I'm so exhausted! 4:57 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
@TinaMW12 happy birthday 4:55 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to TinaMW12
@kcampbellicious they may have opened up more registers if they didn't have to fold SO many shirts, lol. J/K 4:52 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to kcampbellicious
@UnheardWords could be something wrong with it, but I can say fo' sho' without seeing it 1:59 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to UnheardWords
Oh Em Gee - it's effing crazy up in here! 1:56 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
I'm really wanting to play DJ Hero right now. I've straight up gotta get that game! 10:38 AM Dec 26th from Tweetie
@UnheardWords plug it into th computer and try to restore it in iTunes. 6:56 AM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to UnheardWords

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Name jessewm
Location ihop
Web http://jessewm.com
Bio Living n Mississippi. Reality TV Freak. Survivor, Big Brother, American Idol, SYTYCD obsession.

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