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jesserosato

Ending be damned. #lost 10:42 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for iPhone
Just saw an ad on Hulu for #lost and I realized how much I really loved that show. 10:42 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for iPhone
bazecraze People complain about Valentine's Day being a made-up holiday like the rest of them aren't. 11:40 AM Feb 13th via Echofon Retweeted by jesserosato and 163 others
@videogum someone's probably told you this already, but new articles are not showing up on the site? Monster's Ball is still top story? 9:38 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to videogum
"political joke." - everyone for the next 9 months. 11:57 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
@pattonoswalt get yourself some curry wurst while you're in Berlin. 11:09 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pattonoswalt
thesulk I never do pun theater reviews. (review of paraplegic The Odd Couple, "Not With Standing") 7:21 PM Feb 7th via web Retweeted by jesserosato and 58 others
BorowitzReport You know you're listening to NPR when people who use cellphones are described as "tech savvy." 7:12 PM Feb 7th via web Retweeted by jesserosato and 106 others
krave Couple friends purging online history for jobs recently. One day we'll look back & laugh at a world where we pretended we weren't human. 8:24 PM Feb 5th via web Retweeted by jesserosato and 5 others
"I'll take your daughter to Burning Man" #hippiethreats 11:49 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone
Perfect end to Super Sunday? #DowntonAbbey 9:01 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone
@DonaldGlover what about some curry wurst? Do it. 6:18 PM Jan 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DonaldGlover
markleggett You don't hear much about the Teletubbies, ever since they burst out of their chrysalises as 13ft tall multi-donged insatiable sex-monsters. 5:05 PM Jan 23rd via web Retweeted by jesserosato and 9 others
My neighbors ride hard. #2amDTRsInTheBurbs. 1:09 AM Jan 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@MJEdminster Newt is technically a historian. That should not distract from the fact that he is an absolutely woeful historian. 12:26 AM Jan 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MJEdminster
Watching last wknds Baltimore-Houston game. The most violent team in America's most violent sport is so much less violent than most TV. 12:21 AM Jan 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
halphillips Everybody at the Holden Globes is a phony. 4:44 PM Jan 15th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by jesserosato and 10 others
Take a week off from twitter. Come back to twitter? Does anything on twitter make sense? No? STOP IT WITH THE TWITTER! 12:31 AM Jan 14th via Twitter for iPhone
EliBraden "So... Having a 'w' at the end - What's that like?" - Dr. Dre, awkwardly making conversation with Dr. Drew in an elevator 10:51 PM Jan 7th via TwitBird Retweeted by jesserosato and 66 others
Is it a just a thing that if your show is really good that you have to have Will Arnett on at some point? #parksandrec 12:49 AM Jan 7th via Twitter for iPhone