jesseputnam
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Where, oh where, can they be? I'm afraid my wife may have finally thrown away my green tights. I suppose it was to protect me.
12:03 PM Dec 2nd
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Been teaching 5th grade for 2 1/2 hours with one pant leg tucked into my sock.
10:11 AM Nov 30th
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Me to Alexis: "Do you have any plans for today?"
Alexis with straight face holding Miette: "Finding a good home for her."
11:22 AM Nov 24th
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In the struggle for control of this household, Miette has emerged victorious, but her bowels just staged a dramatic coup. Stay tuned!
9:43 AM Nov 19th
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TAG kids today. Should I be excited or scared?
8:16 AM Nov 17th
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"What must we do to do the works God requires?"
Jesus answered, "The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent."
8:45 AM Nov 14th
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Miette just burped like a man
7:48 PM Nov 13th
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John Piper just tweeted a Chesterton quote. I wonder he they would have been friends.
5:23 PM Nov 13th
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Just saw middle aged lady standing on the footrest of her electric wheelchair bent over her handlebars as if prowling the Pearl on a BMX
5:31 PM Nov 7th
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Touchdown Beavers! Now back to my date.
4:38 PM Nov 7th
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Going on a date tonight...
5:25 PM Nov 5th
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My worst nightmare, Johnny Damon and A-rod coming through in the clutch.
9:27 PM Nov 1st
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Game 3 top 3: 3) Glee national anthem. 2) Joe Buck. 1) Tim McCarver.
8:41 PM Oct 31st
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There was an old soldier from Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked why a third
He said, one's absurd
& bigamy, sir, is a crime
2:46 PM Oct 31st
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I love nard dog.
9:56 PM Oct 30th
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Feeding a baby is like pouring soda back into a magic can that you can reseal shake up and spray on people. I hope to perfect the art.
1:54 PM Oct 27th
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Not too sick to play disc, but definitely too sick to change diapers.
1:14 PM Oct 27th
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My wife just came back in the bedroom and pronounced "Man, I think it still stinks from the last time I farted in here."
9:59 PM Oct 26th
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I think the whole ankle socks thing is played out.
11:28 AM Oct 23rd
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My wife just decided that I look like a cross between Patrick Dempsey and Willie Nelson. How should I take that?
4:42 PM Oct 20th
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