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  1. @shields1020 Thanks! That's a sweet deal. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to shields1020
  2. @epippen If someone invented a drink that tasted as good as coffee smells, it would be THE CULMINATION OF HUMAN HISTORY. 5:11 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to epippen
  3. Had some delicious bourbon coffee for breakfast. Er, that was bourbon-FLAVORED coffee. 5:10 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. @ashleydarland I'm impressed. Mine never gets any higher than 12. 5:34 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to ashleydarland
  5. Maybe it's the new fenders, but I really want to get outside and ride my bike right now. 8:04 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Added fenders to my bike. Next up: lights. And then we'll do something about that paint job. 6:18 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  7. Basistas in Starbucks comparing Kristen Stewart's performance in New Moon to Twilight. Consensus is that she looks too hungover in NM. 11:12 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  8. Safety talk: "If you are working in an area where you see yellow radiation signs, it's likely you're working around radiation." You think? 7:10 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  9. New employee orientation. I brought music, snacks and a book. I am SO READY to get oriented! 5:16 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  10. Had a great birthday night last night. Johnson Brothers Band, Star Trek, and CAAAAAKE. It's good! 5:55 AM Nov 22nd from web
  11. Listening to W.T. Pfefferle sing. BOB HATE. 6:18 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  12. @shields1020 thank you for the birthday wishes! It's been pretty great so far. 1:03 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to shields1020
  13. I love putting hold requests on things at the library. 8:41 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. Just got a happy birthday text from my mother in law. 6:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. @ashleydarland Yes! I looked at the map and I think that we were too far down the river for it :( Oh well, next time! 6:19 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to ashleydarland
  16. Wow, just had the most bizarre six degrees of separation moment of my life... 6:14 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. Mind blown. Shakespeare & Co. lets writers live at the store free in exchange for helping out a bit. As in LIVE HERE http://bit.ly/2ChtLh 5:58 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. Dude waiting for the bus with a forty and a box of Lucky Charms. Gonna be a wild night. 2:26 PM Nov 19th from txt
  19. And also: Judge Nigel Barker, who is British, said he sometimes had trouble understanding Kirkpatrick's Ky accent. Ha! http://bit.ly/2kjcv7 1:54 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. More Laura Kirkpatrick: "I really have to make a list, or I won't get all that I need. I get stopped so much." http://bit.ly/2kjcv7 1:53 PM Nov 19th from web