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  1. @terryturnip thank you for the update Peter Cockrot. 8:13 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to terryturnip
  2. @arvkumar I guess that depends on what rating we think it has been assigned. I think it gets 9.5 out of 10 but should be an 8.5. 3:28 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to arvkumar
  3. @GailRenard thank you Gail, that's incredibly reassuring. 2:24 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to GailRenard
  4. Copehnagen: I heard the adults talking all night. Thought they were arguing about my birthday present, turns out they're getting a divorce. 12:37 AM Dec 19th from web
  5. @Alconcalcia he loves the motoring section, correct? 2:30 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to Alconcalcia
  6. @mrchrisaddison we have Leonard Cohen. He makes great tarka dahl, but the guy takes the bathroom out of action for 40 minutes at a time. 2:08 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to mrchrisaddison
  7. @MrDunny use away! No, I never actually went, it was legendary round my way though. 5:21 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to MrDunny
  8. Q: What do the Christmas tree vendors do after xmas? A: They get in their time machines & go back to selling pills at Quadrant Park in 1991. 5:09 AM Dec 14th from web
  9. @simonblackwell Good, glad all is well, because I think I may have forgotten the secret code word. Best to you! 6:04 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to simonblackwell
  10. @simonblackwell if you need help, type the secret comedy writers help code word into your next tweet and I'll be there in less than 3 hrs. 5:33 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to simonblackwell
  11. @simonblackwell I think the @SimpleShoesUK guy is there with you and he's got your Puppy in a noose and he's making you type things. 5:20 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to simonblackwell
  12. @simonblackwell I think @SimpleShoesUK are threatening to kill your puppy unless you buy their shoes. That's what I think. 4:58 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to simonblackwell
  13. @patrickneate Abbie Cornish amazing, all the actors good, atmosphere great - started out thinking i would love it, just dragged a bit maybe? 4:45 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to patrickneate
  14. Bright Star would thou were 10 to 15 minutes shorter than thou art. 3:55 PM Dec 4th from web
  15. My offer to God for a guaranteed England World Cup victory is: 4 wasp stings, a kick in the nuts and dry spanish omelette for 6 months. 1:22 PM Dec 4th from web
  16. @olivereast thank you for your commitment. 12:22 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to olivereast
  17. @msjodavies You go girl! Get behind the lads. 12:22 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to msjodavies
  18. @YorkshireLen You my friend are a committed fan. 12:21 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to YorkshireLen
  19. RT @oliverchalliner: @jessearmstrong1 i would spend up to £30 on ham, only to have it taken by a bully and watch as they barely eat £7 o ... 12:20 PM Dec 4th from web
  20. 3 day migraine? £130? Final semi-conscious year of your life in a nursing home? Miss lunch? 11:47 AM Dec 4th from web