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  1. @LucindaChua You may need to be careful when using any terminology picked up from that particular geography teacher. 10:21 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to LucindaChua
  2. @manlyartichokes it certainly seems to be around that area. 6:18 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to manlyartichokes
  3. @roberthudson Sure. She claimed to have the answer. But did she actually reveal it? 4:02 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to roberthudson
  4. @gdorrian She will emerge with a grey beard, weeping in 14 years. 4:01 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to gdorrian
  5. @nashtom Tragic. 4:01 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to nashtom
  6. Little known intellectual anomalies: despite all the advances in human knowledge no mathematician has yet cracked the solution to 8 X 7. 3:27 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. @joannascanlan Just a little scottish bafta, friendly and non-self aggrandizing. Would still like to pub quiz one monday.x 12:46 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to joannascanlan
  8. @JosieLong how tortured was AN's intro? How depressed was MP? How krazy was the special report from a political reporter in a novelty hat? 12:04 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to JosieLong
  9. Is there anything more pathetic than my belief that I can 'finish' reading the internet before I start work? 1:16 AM Nov 12th from web
  10. @kevcecil Andrew Marr plays the entire Edwardian Tory Cabinet obsessing over Lloyd George in: 'The Men Who Stare at The Goat' 1:36 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to kevcecil
  11. @simonblackwell 'Mr Baden-Powell? I'm pretty sure you're definitely dead.' 'No, no I think you're mistaken!' 3:42 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to simonblackwell
  12. Tune in next week for more of Andrew Marr's heartbreakingly misjudged Edwardian impersonalizations. 3:21 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. Seeking distraction in mid morning writing break. Email check. Anything good? From: Fulham Football Club - Subject: Third Kit Revealed 2:45 AM Oct 28th from web
  14. @AIannucci just wish him all the very best from the cast and crew of the thick of it who have also been working hard to undermine democracy. 6:56 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to AIannucci
  15. What would you do with free texts for life? I think I might discover that I already basically behave as if I do have free texts for life. 4:34 AM Sep 25th from web
  16. @mrchrisaddison I bruise like a peach. Bruise. 3:10 PM Sep 17th from web in reply to mrchrisaddison
  17. @terryturnip but you thought Caddy Shack was a searing indictment of the 'golfing industry'. 2:05 PM Sep 6th from web in reply to terryturnip
  18. I've Loved You So Long. Cheap card trick of a movie totally unworthy of Kristin Scott Thomas' excellent central performance? 1:44 AM Sep 5th from web
  19. Idea: a Hollywood 'roast' for Rumsfeld. 'The thing about you Don is you're a cunt. A vile shit. Seriously. You're a mendacious fuckbag.' 5:44 AM Jul 16th from web
  20. Tonight Gary Richardson will be giving us an interview with Murray immediately after he completes sexual union. 6:08 AM Jun 30th from web