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  1. Thank Jesus for Chile; that country makes some damn good wine.
  2. @elizabeth_clay I hope more happy than sad!
  3. Oh, this is awesome: http://www.tightsarenotpant... (via @glsnrwy)
  4. @erova Wow, thanks!
  5. Looking up cool things to do during our whirlwind honeymoon tour of SF, Pebble Beach, and Napa! (Suggestions welcome)
  6. I've got a minor case of the Tuesday grumps. :)
  7. Hates: staring at camel toe on the metro because someone didn't get the memo that leggings != pants.
  8. Hates: getting swatted by the large purses of oblivious stupid girls on the metro
  9. Escalator at Bethesda station broken...and I won't lie, i'm out of breath. That shit is long!
  10. Witnessed en route to home: large bearded man wearing shirt that says "Ladies show your t*ts." classy!
  11. Witnessed en route to metro: girl in BMW almost takes out pedestrian while picking her nose and making a right turn
  12. Running a bit behind this morning...the weekend wore me out!
  13. Pizza, Six Feet Under, vegging out all day...I can barely move.
  14. Don't ask my why I'm still up at 3:30 am. I just am. Suffice to say it was a fun night!
  15. .... And fred Astaire in blackface. Wow.
  16. Having a lovely time tonight with ze older gay men. Loooove Dupont.
  17. The cat won the medicine fight tonight by whipping his head so fast I thought it would spin around like The Exorcist.
  18. Dusting off the ol' camera and heading to Eastern Market with @elysegibson today!
  19. Love
  20. I live wine a lot