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  1. 2 days until the wedding. Panic attacks have already begun. Yippee. 6:39 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  2. @HalSparks is my favorite celeb Twitterer. 5:35 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter in reply to HalSparks
  3. Dude orders French onion soup and is shocked that it's covered with cheese. WTF did you expect? 5:09 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  4. LOL! RT @FakeAPStylebook: When referring to someone with a Ph.D. as "doctor" immediately follow it with "but, you know, not a REAL doctor." 2:01 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  5. No internet. Time to panic! 5:13 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  6. I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! 7:58 PM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  7. Sounds like a personal problem to me. RT @radioguychris: I got "retweet" but it's not retweeting. :-/ 6:29 PM Nov 10th from Seesmic
  8. New Rule: From Skepchick’s Comment o’ the Week: I propose a new rule: from now on, anyone who wors.. http://bit.ly/WCYCF 6:16 PM Nov 10th from twitterfeed
  9. @jennifurret Unsolicited advice: don't be afraid of a prof who just got tenure. Good ones are easy to spot. 5:56 PM Nov 10th from Seesmic in reply to jennifurret
  10. Awww. Someone read one of my old blog posts and assumed I'm a fundie. BWAHAHAHA! 5:48 PM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  11. @jennifurret My #1 choice didn't either. But where I went ended up being a perfect fit. Plus, there's always postdoc. 5:45 PM Nov 10th from UberTwitter in reply to jennifurret
  12. I need a job that pays well and doesn't expect me to do anything. 4:00 PM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
  13. When someone says "No offense, but...", you can be certain that the next thing they say will be incredibly offensive. 11:58 AM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
  14. Happy #carlsagan day! 11:42 AM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
  15. Mafia Wars of Facebook is selling Whaambulances. 3:28 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  16. I <3 this shirt! Yay chemistry! http://bit.ly/N8EJ4 3:15 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  17. @radioguychris Check out the last endorsement on the page. http://bit.ly/6tcOS 9:06 AM Nov 8th from Seesmic in reply to radioguychris
  18. *snerk* http://bit.ly/1XHsY 8:54 AM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  19. Funny and scary at the same time. http://bit.ly/a99qO 5:24 PM Nov 7th from Seesmic
  20. Color me unsurprised at the reaction. RT @newsobserver: Sex toy research causes a stir at Duke http://bit.ly/2X9Qqc 11:43 AM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  • Name Jessa
  • Location Everywhere, and Nowhere
  • Web http://impoliteco...
  • Bio Scientist, skeptic, knitter, all-around geek
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