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  1. I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
  2. Sounds like a personal problem to me. RT @radioguychris: I got "retweet" but it's not retweeting. :-/
  3. New Rule: From Skepchick’s Comment o’ the Week: I propose a new rule: from now on, anyone who wors.. http://bit.ly/WCYCF
  4. @jennifurret Unsolicited advice: don't be afraid of a prof who just got tenure. Good ones are easy to spot.
  5. Awww. Someone read one of my old blog posts and assumed I'm a fundie. BWAHAHAHA!
  6. @jennifurret My #1 choice didn't either. But where I went ended up being a perfect fit. Plus, there's always postdoc.
  7. I need a job that pays well and doesn't expect me to do anything.
  8. When someone says "No offense, but...", you can be certain that the next thing they say will be incredibly offensive.
  9. Happy #carlsagan day!
  10. Mafia Wars of Facebook is selling Whaambulances.
  11. I <3 this shirt! Yay chemistry! http://bit.ly/N8EJ4
  12. @radioguychris Check out the last endorsement on the page. http://bit.ly/6tcOS
  13. *snerk* http://bit.ly/1XHsY
  14. Funny and scary at the same time. http://bit.ly/a99qO
  15. Color me unsurprised at the reaction. RT @newsobserver: Sex toy research causes a stir at Duke http://bit.ly/2X9Qqc
  16. Sweetie needs to go to the doc but can't afford it b/c he has no insurance. He has the "cross your fingers and hope" health plan. Worried.
  17. I wonder if @pzmyers has a usb drive like this. http://is.gd/4Oxl7
  18. I had forgotten how much I hate the song "November Rain".
  19. Now been an hour and only my fiancee showed up. Fuck it, I'm going home.
  20. Got talked into going out for drinks for my b-day, now everyone is standing me up. Way to make me feel loved.