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  1. @mcoatney: Today in disturbing infographics: Unemployment rates by county: http://biturl.cc/Q3O
  2. enjoys that @GayestEver is now following her
  3. Californication: from amazing to completely unwatchable. #crapTV
  4. Ha. RT @Mica4Life: Alicia Keys has on a recession friendly suit on. 90% backless and a plunging neckline.
  5. Wow. RT: @Slate Apple won't repair Macs if users are smokers; says cigg smoke presents a "biohazard" http://bit.ly/6yNBYq
  6. NBA players have xtra growth hormone; Phelps is said 2 have dble-jointed elbows & knees. Is CasterSemenya so different? http://biturl.cc/T7r
  7. hahahah RT @bsheridan: #murrayhillpickupline "Can I get you a shot of Jager?"
  8. Photog bets 5k on DemiMoore photoshop http://biturl.cc/9Tt; Kate Moss says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Ha.
  9. Wait: WORSE than the black eyed peas song is the DJ taking callers on "Who is the biggest ho you know?" #whatthefuckiswrongwithpeople
  10. Really? Does my cab driver need to have that stupid fucking Black Eyed Peas song blasting?? "Moztov!" BOOOO #lameshit
  11. Buenos Aires oks gay marriage in Latin America first http://bit.ly/1HCyNz #LGBT
  12. Michigan Wal-Mart bans gay couple for life, after wrongly accusing them of stealing a Bic lighter. Really?? http://bitURL.net/?emdhkt
  13. "Office gossip wastes 65 hours a year per employee," says a new book. HA. That's an understatement. @bsheridan
  14. My new fave R Kelly song, thx to @slarkpope: "Girl I just wanna get you pregnant... knock you up! knock you up!"http://tinyurl.com/yc3odjc
  15. RT @BoingBoing: On Dia de los Muertos, Brazilian man walks into own funeral http://bit.ly/3Mvbra
  16. Middleaged couple drinking veuve clicquot in plastic cups on the disgusting Long Island RR. What is wrong w this picture?
  17. his name is Seth Lambert and he calls himself "The Williamsburg Space Expert" http://newyork.craigslist.o...
  18. OMG: i was just mid-sentence w/ a williamsburg broker when he yelled, "Stay in the East Village. You can't AFFORD wberg. Stay the FUCK out!"
  19. Rt @msignorile: AP: Gay leaders blame TV ads, Obama for loss in Maine. (HRC completely out of conversation). http://bit.ly/1kwczI
  20. Larry King: reading the lyrics to mariah carey "hero" totally straight-faced. Please for the love of god stop.