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  1. RT @shitmydadsays "Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it f's you, huh?”
  2. RT @CynicsGuide You're dreaming of a white Christmas? Well then, happy holidays. Racist.
  3. RT @shitmydadsays "I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina"
  4. So, I guess I'm working for 100% commission. .... lovely
  5. @postsecret .RT @shitmydadsays "I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and t
  6. DELICIOUSLY IRONIC: http://twitgoo.com/5xpab
  7. http://twitgoo.com/5u3no Soooooo pretty! Great start to the day
  8. RT @TheOnion Sports: Ravens Coach Shows Movie About Michael Oher To Inspire Michael Oher http://bit.ly/8npNGE
  9. RT @CynicsGuide Take a brisk walk every morning. Back to your sorority house.
  10. Best socks ever. http://twitgoo.com/5qxcy
  11. http://twitgoo.com/5pwcg fail
  12. RT @postsecret 1 (800) SUICIDE Fundraiser :: For every new follower today, I will donate $1 to HopeLine. Please Retweet.
  13. 15% concentrated power of will
  14. Dragging, so hard
  15. RT @shitmydadsays "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how i
  16. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  17. Birthday fail
  18. @DrJuanRivera ur ill :-)
  19. Sooooo thankful!
  20. I'm wonderfully & abundantly blessed