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  1. A seizure-inducingly funny explanation of why the final Twilight book will be THE BEST MOVIE EVER: http://tinyurl.com/yeolus6
  2. @DennisCalero This deal is getting worse all the time!
  3. @bclaymoore (That is a debate for another time, though. I could go on and on about that.)
  4. @bclaymoore Yeah. Not saying I don't *do* the work at hand in a timely fashion, of course. The rampant lateness in this industry offends me.
  5. @bclaymoore That's what happens to me, absolutely. Of course, I can NEVER focus on the work at hand. I'm always thinking about what's next.
  6. @DennisCalero I'll take it, but...is this going to be a "My Two Dads" thing, or will one of you be my new mommy?
  7. @DennisCalero YOU'RE ADOPTING ME?! AWESOME!
  8. @Hypefactor @DennisCalero When you two get married, I expect a HUGE tribute paid to me for introducing you.
  9. Wife and child are dealing out semiautomatic Nerf dart violence to one another, and I'm caught in the crossfire. Tell my story, Twitter!
  10. The new NITZER EBB album is now on iTunes...months ahead of schedule! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY GET GET HAVE HAVE
  11. @sotwitty Damn. That's cold.
  12. @sotwitty You work for me, you're called a "Jerwench."
  13. Original "Clash Of The Titans" on Blu-Ray: http://enewsi.com/news.php?...
  14. @sotwitty Pbbbbpppt
  15. @zero42zero I know what you like!
  16. @zero42zero Cool. You know we're always here if you need us.
  17. @zero42zero Okay, okay...I'll put on the skirt and get my pom-poms...
  18. @zero42zero Good for you. I have the utmost faith in you, my dear. :)
  19. @zero42zero Well, you're certainly being cryptic enough! Hopefully your mission isn't to ban me from your life forever. ;p
  20. @zero42zero I approve of this.