Jerwa
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A seizure-inducingly funny explanation of why the final Twilight book will be THE BEST MOVIE EVER:
about 6 hours ago
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@ This deal is getting worse all the time!
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to DennisCalero
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@ (That is a debate for another time, though. I could go on and on about that.)
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to bclaymoore
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@ Yeah. Not saying I don't *do* the work at hand in a timely fashion, of course. The rampant lateness in this industry offends me.
about 7 hours ago
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@ That's what happens to me, absolutely. Of course, I can NEVER focus on the work at hand. I'm always thinking about what's next.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to bclaymoore
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@ I'll take it, but...is this going to be a "My Two Dads" thing, or will one of you be my new mommy?
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to DennisCalero
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@ YOU'RE ADOPTING ME?! AWESOME!
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to DennisCalero
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@ @ When you two get married, I expect a HUGE tribute paid to me for introducing you.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to Hypefactor
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Wife and child are dealing out semiautomatic Nerf dart violence to one another, and I'm caught in the crossfire. Tell my story, Twitter!
about 9 hours ago
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The new NITZER EBB album is now on iTunes...months ahead of schedule! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY GET GET HAVE HAVE
about 10 hours ago
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@ Damn. That's cold.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to sotwitty
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@ You work for me, you're called a "Jerwench."
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to sotwitty
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Original "Clash Of The Titans" on Blu-Ray:
about 11 hours ago
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@ Pbbbbpppt
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to sotwitty
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@ I know what you like!
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to zero42zero
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@ Cool. You know we're always here if you need us.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to zero42zero
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@ Okay, okay...I'll put on the skirt and get my pom-poms...
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to zero42zero
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@ Good for you. I have the utmost faith in you, my dear. :)
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to zero42zero
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@ Well, you're certainly being cryptic enough! Hopefully your mission isn't to ban me from your life forever. ;p
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to zero42zero
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@ I approve of this.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to zero42zero
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- Name Brandon Jerwa
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.brando...
- Bio I poke things with sticks and then worry that I've offended them. Oh, and I'm apparently a writer.
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