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  1. I have ADD and OCD. So, fortunately they cancel each other out. about 5 hours ago from web
  2. The annoying thing about teenage vampires is, they all think they're immortal. about 5 hours ago from web
  3. Caffeine had me at hello. about 17 hours ago from web
  4. I don't collect basketball cards because I care about the game. I just like having lots of pictures of armpits. 6:09 PM Nov 13th from web
  5. I'm confused. Did the Mayans predict the end of the world in 2012, or just the end of John Cusack's career? 1:30 PM Nov 13th from web
  6. I like wearing my chameleon-skin jacket, because it goes with everything. 7:31 AM Nov 13th from web
  7. @usuckadonia Gotta love them colored pencils. Rock on. 6:22 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to usuckadonia
  8. I would join Second Life, but I barely even have a first one. 6:35 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. I just spilled coffee. Somebody fax me a paper towel. 7:59 AM Nov 12th from web
  10. @thegreenavenger Perfect! 6:51 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to thegreenavenger
  11. My sister's story is a lot like those Twilight movies, but instead of Robert Pattinson, she fell in love with Count Chocula. 6:41 AM Nov 12th from web
  12. The Dylan concert was great. He is soooo my favorite Wilbury. 9:43 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. At last! A new DieToon! Purple Dinosaur! http://bit.ly/1Apbxw 12:31 PM Nov 11th from web
  14. I'm going to see Bob Dylan in concert tonight. I'm hoping he's discovered Auto-Tune. 11:58 AM Nov 11th from web
  15. If Oreos were vitamin-fortified, I'd be pretty healthy. 10:32 AM Nov 11th from web
  16. I'm trying to live this day as if it were my last, but I don't think I have enough cocaine to powder all these donuts. 8:02 AM Nov 11th from web
  17. @salis333 Thank you! Your thoughts make up for all the messages I'm getting from angry geese. 6:43 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to salis333
  18. I will be celebrating my day off by dipping my entire body in butterscotch pudding and letting myself be licked clean by geese. 6:21 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. Turns out the Mayans also predicted Lady Gaga and blankets with sleeves. So 2012 could be intense. 7:43 AM Nov 9th from web
  20. Now that I've reached middle age, I think it's finally time to let go of my dream of becoming the Fifth Wiggle. 8:34 AM Nov 8th from web