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  1. What's the deal with @BareKnuckleDawg? Nobody likes a heckler.
  2. @TVsnarkie I do remember your knobs...they were real and they were spectacular!
  3. No more complaining about Kanye. Did you expect him NOT to cause a scene? You don't go to a movie and get surprised when the lights go off
  4. What's the deal with vampires? Since when did blood-sucking become so sexy?
  5. I don't get the fascination with tall people. Anyone over 6'2 gets treated like they've done something really special just by being tall
  6. @ManPretty1 I admire your enthusiasm. With a name like "Man Pretty", maybe I should seem like you're in the market for a puffy shirt
  7. @Cutelaine Is your user name actually "Cut Elaine"? Should I be worried you're going to go Crazy Joe on Elaine?!
  8. What's the deal with TGIF? Why not TGIS? After all, Saturday is clearly the better day.
  9. She eats her peas one at a time.
  10. What's the deal with bosses? They ask you to lead a project, then they show up out of no where to make poor decisions about key parts of it!
  11. @newman_usps Newman! Where do you come up with these things? Why am I still replying to you?
  12. @Newman_USPS Neeeewman! I wouldn't loan you a dirty tooth brush I was ready to throw away! You're always up to something, aren't you?
  13. @c_kramer You've tried that before with no success, remember? It's like you're just recycling the same lame ideas over and over again!
  14. @elaine_benes I see you're still attracting real winners...these guys make Putty look like Prince Charles
  15. What's the deal with the BCS? The oddsmakers in Vegas have the #2 team beating the #1 team. That sounds like Kramer's kind of math to me!
  16. What's the deal with people from Barbados, anyway? What do you call them? Barbations? Barbadoites? Barbadians? Bar...
  17. What's the deal with holiday Scrooges? If you're that grumpy and pathetic, just keep it to yourself!
  18. @nickf you should can that @kennymeyers kid. What's his deal anyway? With the talking and the ninjas and the santas? I mean...does he work?
  19. @c_kramer Leave Little Jerry at home...I think they have enough cocks in that fight
  20. @davidpuddy1 @dkr Do you realize what you're fighting over here? We're talking about Elaine, not Heidi Klum. No offense, Lainie, but serious