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  1. I SUSPECT I WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE DICKLICKINGabout 2 hours ago from API
  2. HE'S TALKING TO THE KETCHUP NOW8:48 AM Jul 3rd from API
  3. I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU7:29 AM Jul 2nd from API
  4. I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST8:22 AM Jul 1st from web
  5. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS7:37 AM Jun 30th from web
  6. WHY CAN'T I BACKSPACE OR ^R?8:53 AM Jun 29th from web
  7. JESUS CHRIST LOVES A GOOD PUNCH TO THE HEAD (FROM TIME TO TIME)8:57 AM Jun 28th from web
  8. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME LIKE JUANITO9:26 AM Jun 27th from web
  9. IT'S TOO HOT TO SPANK IT10:03 AM Jun 26th from web
  10. ETHNIC ALBANIANS???? MORE LIKE ETHNIC COMPLAINIANS7:47 AM Jun 25th from web
  11. SOMEONE STOLE MY HEAD LAMP8:27 AM Jun 24th from web
  12. NO CAMPING !!!!! (YELLING AT THE BONER PATCH)9:18 AM Jun 22nd from web
  13. HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PANTS9:39 AM Jun 21st from web
  14. MY BONER LIES OVER THE OCEAN9:32 AM Jun 20th from web
  15. LET'S YOU AND ME JERK DONGS NOW8:15 AM Jun 19th from web
  16. I'M GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS9:40 AM Jun 18th from web
  17. I WANT CLARIFICATION ON MY DICKLICKING9:15 AM Jun 17th from web
  18. CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE COCK9:23 AM Jun 16th from web
  19. WELL I TAMED THE BONER MONSTER !!! WHO WANTS TO PET IT10:00 AM Jun 15th from web
  20. I JUST TAPE THE CONTROL KEY DOWN AND EVERY MENU IS CONTEXTUAL !!! I'M A WOMAN8:48 AM Jun 14th from web