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  1. Good article on Monogamy, Polyamory and the possible future - Mate debate: Is monogamy realistic? - http://bit.ly/1Rf5hg #cnn
  2. @Ask2HotGirls Outside of the shower, which of you is taller?
  3. Illithid Brain Juice! - http://www.myjones.com/limited/wizards
  4. @max_dobberstein That is SO not good. Makes me want to never do tech support ever again on pain of watching Roseanne!
  5. @max_dobberstein Um ... you kissed me on the mouth once - there was no weed involved. Plenty of alcohol and I was the only one drunk! :)
  6. @radiopoet Les Schwab has never tried to sell me tires. Maybe you just look like a person that needs tires?! :)
  7. @max_dobberstein We had back to back Mom sex jokes. What is wrong with us??
  8. Jerry Maguire is too easy of a target. I could go on like this all night!
  9. "No, I drip dry. I drip all over the place. I'm a big dripper." #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "Alright, I shoplifted the Yum Yum Pink Thang!" #1stdraftmovielines
  11. "... but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Ron Jeremy, you're gonna show me the money!" #1stdraftmovielines
  12. "SHOW ME THE STEROID TEST RESUUUUUUUULTS!" #1stdraftmovielines
  13. "My mother's left butt cheek weighs eight pounds!" #1stdraftmovielines
  14. "You complete my tax write off." #1stdraftmovielines
  15. "You are the other part of me that makes me whole so I don't fall on my face because I have only one leg." #1stdraftmovielines
  16. "Shut up! You had me at the restraining order!" #1stdraftmovielines
  17. "Shut up! You had me at "Hello.'" "Never fucking tell me to shut-up, Bitch!" #1stdraftmovielines
  18. Sam, this is the start of a beautiful domestic partnership! #1stdraftmovielines
  19. @wantswings @GmrGirl Gaming + Snuggling + Sex = Dice lost in painful places! Oh God! D4s!!!!!! The Caltrop of Dice!
  20. @SJGames Hey, Fox - I think the boys from Betelgeuse were into parties. Ford & Zaphod seemed to always be at the swankiest fests around!