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  1. RT @ebertchicago: Roy E. Disney, RIP. The last Disney at Disney. Anything but "the idiot nephew." Sly and wise. http://j.mp/5JKdPv about 17 hours ago from API
  2. Filling out this stack of last minute holiday cards is starting to feel like punishment. Except for yours. Yours was awesome. 10:21 PM Dec 15th from Birdhouse
  3. What a waste. I just found out that we could have been calling it the "Naughties" THIS WHOLE TIME. 9:30 PM Dec 14th from Birdhouse
  4. RT @gruber: I'd sure be pissed if I had bought a Droid. 1:32 PM Dec 13th from API
  5. Your company holiday party white elephant gift exchange. Snuggies to beat: 4 9:35 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  6. Chased a fugitive kitten in the rain, my face half-covered in shaving cream. I hope the neighbors saw this because it was comedy GOLD. 4:59 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  7. iPhone just poetically, ominously tried to autocorrect "fanboy" to "gambit." 10:34 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  8. @gusromo generally spot on analasyis, for fanboys and haters alike. 10:29 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to gusromo
  9. "Randall Stephenson, and your lazy stupid company... You are what’s wrong with this country." FSJ on AT&T. http://bit.ly/4BoO2q 9:33 PM Dec 11th from bit.ly
  10. @steven_easton Um, you might want to check that photo again... http://twitpic.com/t0b0s 7:25 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to steven_easton
  11. I Pity The Fool User! http://post.ly/Ei9f 3:08 PM Dec 10th from Posterous
  12. OH: "Don't go in there. The old-lady perfume mixed with coffee smells like cat food." 10:28 AM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  13. Either You Look Nice Today has *amazing* replay value or my memory is completely shot. Probably a bit of both. #ylnt 10:32 AM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  14. RT @jkottke: Tiger Woods is the Tiger Woods of cheating on his wife. 5:04 PM Dec 7th from web
  15. http://bit.ly/7ZKZ05 Oh hell YES. Dragon's Lair is coming to my iPhone. 11:11 PM Dec 6th from bit.ly
  16. Holiday Magic http://post.ly/EJuu 5:11 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  17. "I'm on a boat." -Jesus Christ http://post.ly/EGFi 10:24 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  18. @gusromo the Navy knows better than to arm the dolphins in any meaningful way. 8:56 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie in reply to gusromo
  19. Calibrating my monitor. Like a boss. 7:54 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  20. US Navy trains cuff-carrying sea lions to incapacitate would-be terrorists http://bit.ly/8bXN5p. Heard on the radio, mind momentarily blown. 6:39 PM Dec 5th from bit.ly