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  1. http://tr.im/qW4f Very sensible evaluation. Please let this really be the end of this woman.
  2. http://bit.ly/sJBFG now this is what independence is all about. Via @daringfireball via @cabel.
  3. I smell like barbeque. #fourthofjuly
  4. http://yfrog.com/5kn4tij Celebrating our independence in style, drinking champagne from a Solo cup. Yeah, we keep it classy here.
  5. From the Michael Bay intensity of their latest commercial I half-expected the local news station's new slogan to be "KRON 4, FUCK YEAH!"
  6. If you're ever thinking "Hey, I could sing me some backup vocals," first listen to _Ride Like The Wind_ then immediately check yourself.
  7. In Hayward, waiting for a smog check. Found some surprisingly good Thai for lunch http://yfrog.com/a95g3j
  8. Soon to be something awesome: http://flic.kr/p/6Bqyk2
  9. Nearest I can figure, the titular "Infinite Jest" is that I'll ever finish reading this damn book.
  10. For my sixth anniversary I asked for cheese and crackers. Way to go West Advertising. http://yfrog.com/5a5l4j
  11. There's something very unsatisfying in complaining about your cats to a pregnant woman.
  12. Incredibly wasteful packaging for single dosage of kitten Advantage. That's the 1" product in the middle. http://yfrog.com/7g7dnj
  13. Something "interesting" from last night's dinner http://flic.kr/p/6AaWNX
  14. Dreamt some guy was trying to sell me a Dell laptop with a browser that gave me admin access to daringfireball.net AND @gruber's kitchen.
  15. Just spent fifty bucks at Costco on some wine and… um… some gum?
  16. Ghost in the Office: http://flic.kr/p/6zHhUL
  17. Best Picture extension is a move by the Academy to atone for not giving _Wall-E_ the Oacar last year. My prediction: _Up_ wins the statue.
  18. RIP celebrity death rumors.
  19. Imagining all of the awful, awful Michael Jackson cover songs that will be played to drunken audiences tonight.
  20. http://bit.ly/MZbIO Three Wolf Moon T-shirt on Amazon. Please read the comments. Also, check out the 'also viewed' items. Uranium on Amazon?